January 15, 2017
I Can't Believe I Can Still Post
Hmmm. I can't believe this link isn't disabled. Also, I apparently have to verify something somehow having to do with the European Union. Interesting.
May 17, 2014
Head vs. Heart
Well, my brother lost custody of his daughter. It hasn't even been court-ordered yet, but it's basically over. I'm frustrated on many levels. It is an internal struggle between my knowledge of abusive situations versus my emotions about my brother and his marriage. It's very hard for me to talk about this because I feel like people talk down to me every time I try. I DO feel like she is getting away with a lot of lies. I also feel like my brother isn't making the right decisions about what the court needs to know about his marriage. I feel like the court wouldn't care anyway. Let's break down some of these FEELINGS:
1. On one hand, on the hand connected to my head, I know that in a domestic violence situation, most of the surrounding family/friends never know about the abuse. I KNOW that. I know the laws that are protecting my SIL are in place for a reason, to protect women (people) from abusive situations, and that everything my family thinks she's "getting away with," such as being given emergency government housing, a free lawyer, and "all of her lies just believed without proof" is necessary, and I would want all of those things provided for me if I ever found myself escaping an abusive relationship. I know that it looks like I am only siding with my brother because he's my brother and that it looks like I am one of those naive, blind, or angry family members.
2. On this same hand, I KNOW my brother isn't a peach to live with. He has a quick tongue. He cusses, he makes inappropriate comments, he yells and calls people stupid. I know all of that is verbal abuse. I know he's difficult and a bit self-centered. I know he has punched walls and went through a period of cutting himself. I know it was probably awful to live in a house where at any moment he might start yelling. I know that verbal abuse is just as debilitating as physical abuse.
3. On this same hand, I KNOW that the court and the officers of the court are treating this case like they would any other divorce, and that they can only take what they see and make decisions from that. Right now my SIL has a two-bedroom apartment that she has kept clean, where she cooks and has a babysitter and appears to have bettered herself. My brother lives with his mommy and, at the time the court-appointed lawyer for my niece came to visit him, had all of his belongings shoved into a tiny bedroom because he had to move quickly. It was a mess and looked trashy. Many people lived with us, which was pointed out in detail in the court documents, and the house in general was disorganized and cluttered. We have since moved, but still my brother lives with his mommy and doesn't have a separate bedroom for my niece. They have separate beds, but share a bedroom when she comes. At this time, it appears that my SIL will be providing the "better life" for my niece.
4. On this same hand, I KNOW the things my mother and brother told my niece's lawyer were mistakes, and that they came across sounding vindictive, because instead of talking about the living situation my SIL created while they were married, my brother instead said things like, "She turned lesbian on me," and "She's obsessed with our daughter," and my mother said things like, "She's crazy," and "She's jealous of my relationship with her daughter." They didn't talk about the frustration of my SIL refusing to get a job for years, or how her children ganged up on my brother and other members of our family to tell him what a failure he was every day, or how my SIL allowed random people to just move in with them all the time because "it's the Christian thing to do." Nope. And, when my brother told the lawyer that my SIL's ex-husband could tell her how this same thing happened to him, and how his stepson's girlfriend could testify to the frustration of living in that house with my SIL and her children, the lawyer asked if she needed to speak to those two people and my brother said NO. NO! And so it sounds like he made all of those things up because, you know, no, she can't actually go corroborate his story.
5. BUT on the other hand, the hand that holds my heart, I BELIEVE my brother never hit or sexually abused his wife. It isn't in him. Even when we were little, he was all bark and no bite. We would fight, verbally, and when he felt overwhelmed or when he felt angry he would hide in his room and cry. Or he would shout about me being stupid, or spoiled, or what have you. He is an extremely neurotic and sarcastic individual. He also has asthma, tremors, and acid reflux so bad he once tried to change his oil and ended up vomiting horribly in our kitchen sink (due to having to lie on his back for an extended period). When we lived in our old apartment he couldn't walk up the stairs without getting winded. He helped me move my dresser six inches the other day and was winded at the end of that. He only eats once or twice a day because otherwise, he throws up. I find it hard to believe he would be capable of holding someone down.
6. In this same hand, I believe that my SIL DID create frustrating living situations as well. She hopped from job to job, and at one point refused to get a job because she was worried that my niece would stop loving her if she couldn't be home with her every single possible moment (I'm not kidding, she said that). She refused to use her child support for her older children on any bills, food, or other necessities. She said that money was for those children, not for my brother and their child, and so it couldn't be spent on things that benefited them (I'm not kidding, she said that). She said it was the man's duty to get a job that pays well enough so his wife doesn't have to work, and that if he can't be the sole provider he's a failure (I'm not kidding, she said that). She allowed people to move in with them, random people, like some dude from their trailer park and his baby. When we found out he was on a sexual registry, she dismissed it. Dismissed it. And, she is a woman who claims that she and her older children were sexual abused. She said it wasn't Christian of us to judge him (I'm not kidding, she said THAT). Her children would bring home their friends and make two sandwiches for each person. She said she couldn't let people go hungry. She said that if my brother had a better job they would be able to afford feeding anyone without having to worry about feeding themselves.
7. In this same hand, I believe she has manipulated the justice system. She sat in our living room a few weeks ago and admitted she just let the woman from the domestic violence shelter write down whatever she wanted to, and that she just signed the paper without reading it. When we asked her about specific situations she had alleged in the papers, she told us she didn't even know what we were talking about and that she never said any of those things. Look, I KNOW she may have felt uncomfortable and like she was "behind enemy lines" and what have you, but her children have come to us to tell us she did this exact same thing to their father, and to several other men. They told us she has filed charges against every man she has ever known. Furthermore, in the court papers from my niece's lawyer, any specific situation my brother talked about, like the time my SIL "refused to take her daughter to the emergency room" is in quotation marks, is alleged, and is treated like a "he said, she said" situation. Everything that my SIL says is not in quotation marks, and appears as though it's fact. Like the time my brother "slammed his daughter's face into a dog cage door," except not in quotations. That did not happen. My brother was horrified. He wants the court to do a taped interview with my niece, where they ask her about things like that, but the court is refusing. It is frustrating, this feeling like there is nothing my brother could EVER do to prove he was not violent. It does FEEL like my SIL can just make stuff up and it HAS to be taken as the truth. And it also FEELS like she knows it.
8. In this same hand, I believe my brother needed to talk about his own abusive past, and to talk about how he vowed he would never be like his father (we have different fathers). My SIL talked about her abusive past and my niece's lawyer made a long statement to the court about how much she respects my SIL for wanting to learn from her abusive past and get out from under the cycle of violence. Which, on the other hand, the one connected to my head, I KNOW abuse is a pattern and women who have been abused find hard to break free from it. But my brother needed to talk about how it was equally verbally abusive for my SIL and her other children to call him a failure on a daily basis, and for them to tell him they were better off without him, and that they made him feel worthless and, at times, suicidal. When he did talk about those feelings, the ones where he felt suicidal, the lawyer turned that in to a concern for his stability. Also, in the court documents, my brother is, and I'm not kidding, NEVER ALLOWED TO MOVE OUT ON HIS OWN. Because he works third shift, and therefore my niece would be home alone at night. When my SIL goes to work, she has a nice babysitter named Misty, and this is talked about at length in the court documents as being very responsible and good. But...why couldn't my brother get a babysitter, or bring my niece to my parents or me or what have you? It also states in the documents that even though my brother lives with his mother, my niece wouldn't be properly supervised if she went swimming at our apartment's pool because...I don't understand that one. My brother works third shift, he would be there if she went swimming, she's not swimming at night. It's just...it just FEELS like there is nothing my brother could do to defend himself.
So, in conclusion, I'm conflicted. The justice system is in place for a good reason. Abused women need the upper hand because it is often hard to prove abuse, and so the court is only doing what is necessary and right in the name of abused women. I feel like a horrible person because I don't believe my SIL. But the truth is, I don't. I don't know what to do, and I don't know how to help my brother. The court is accusing him of being "fun dad" (that is the actual phrase they use several times in the documents, complete with quotations marks). They say he buys her too many presents when she comes to stay with him. Well, he buys her things, yeah. Is he buying her affection? Maybe. But he's just nervous that, for any reason, his daughter will get used to his absence and fade out of his life. It is a real fear. My SIL has already asked that visitation be reduced from the normal visitation rights to only one day every two weeks and that's it. She doesn't want him to have her ever in the summer or for any holidays. Thankfully, the court ignored that. The lawyer for my niece said she sees no reason why visitation cannot continue as it has. But...I just don't know what to do about my FEELINGS that my SIL is manipulating the system. Can we do anything? Or are we defeated? Will there be a way to appeal this decision and ask for joint custody someday down the line? Should I turn the other cheek and ignore my brother's pain because the system has to work this way? I have been writing this for two and a half hours, since 6:00 in the morning, because I couldn't sleep after reading the lawyer's referendum. But...are all of these FEELINGS just normal when custody is involved? How can I help my brother see that? I've never been on this end...my sisters always got custody, no questions, no fighting, their boyfriends couldn't have cared less about custody. My brother cares. His daughter means everything to him. I don't know what to do.
1. On one hand, on the hand connected to my head, I know that in a domestic violence situation, most of the surrounding family/friends never know about the abuse. I KNOW that. I know the laws that are protecting my SIL are in place for a reason, to protect women (people) from abusive situations, and that everything my family thinks she's "getting away with," such as being given emergency government housing, a free lawyer, and "all of her lies just believed without proof" is necessary, and I would want all of those things provided for me if I ever found myself escaping an abusive relationship. I know that it looks like I am only siding with my brother because he's my brother and that it looks like I am one of those naive, blind, or angry family members.
2. On this same hand, I KNOW my brother isn't a peach to live with. He has a quick tongue. He cusses, he makes inappropriate comments, he yells and calls people stupid. I know all of that is verbal abuse. I know he's difficult and a bit self-centered. I know he has punched walls and went through a period of cutting himself. I know it was probably awful to live in a house where at any moment he might start yelling. I know that verbal abuse is just as debilitating as physical abuse.
3. On this same hand, I KNOW that the court and the officers of the court are treating this case like they would any other divorce, and that they can only take what they see and make decisions from that. Right now my SIL has a two-bedroom apartment that she has kept clean, where she cooks and has a babysitter and appears to have bettered herself. My brother lives with his mommy and, at the time the court-appointed lawyer for my niece came to visit him, had all of his belongings shoved into a tiny bedroom because he had to move quickly. It was a mess and looked trashy. Many people lived with us, which was pointed out in detail in the court documents, and the house in general was disorganized and cluttered. We have since moved, but still my brother lives with his mommy and doesn't have a separate bedroom for my niece. They have separate beds, but share a bedroom when she comes. At this time, it appears that my SIL will be providing the "better life" for my niece.
4. On this same hand, I KNOW the things my mother and brother told my niece's lawyer were mistakes, and that they came across sounding vindictive, because instead of talking about the living situation my SIL created while they were married, my brother instead said things like, "She turned lesbian on me," and "She's obsessed with our daughter," and my mother said things like, "She's crazy," and "She's jealous of my relationship with her daughter." They didn't talk about the frustration of my SIL refusing to get a job for years, or how her children ganged up on my brother and other members of our family to tell him what a failure he was every day, or how my SIL allowed random people to just move in with them all the time because "it's the Christian thing to do." Nope. And, when my brother told the lawyer that my SIL's ex-husband could tell her how this same thing happened to him, and how his stepson's girlfriend could testify to the frustration of living in that house with my SIL and her children, the lawyer asked if she needed to speak to those two people and my brother said NO. NO! And so it sounds like he made all of those things up because, you know, no, she can't actually go corroborate his story.
5. BUT on the other hand, the hand that holds my heart, I BELIEVE my brother never hit or sexually abused his wife. It isn't in him. Even when we were little, he was all bark and no bite. We would fight, verbally, and when he felt overwhelmed or when he felt angry he would hide in his room and cry. Or he would shout about me being stupid, or spoiled, or what have you. He is an extremely neurotic and sarcastic individual. He also has asthma, tremors, and acid reflux so bad he once tried to change his oil and ended up vomiting horribly in our kitchen sink (due to having to lie on his back for an extended period). When we lived in our old apartment he couldn't walk up the stairs without getting winded. He helped me move my dresser six inches the other day and was winded at the end of that. He only eats once or twice a day because otherwise, he throws up. I find it hard to believe he would be capable of holding someone down.
6. In this same hand, I believe that my SIL DID create frustrating living situations as well. She hopped from job to job, and at one point refused to get a job because she was worried that my niece would stop loving her if she couldn't be home with her every single possible moment (I'm not kidding, she said that). She refused to use her child support for her older children on any bills, food, or other necessities. She said that money was for those children, not for my brother and their child, and so it couldn't be spent on things that benefited them (I'm not kidding, she said that). She said it was the man's duty to get a job that pays well enough so his wife doesn't have to work, and that if he can't be the sole provider he's a failure (I'm not kidding, she said that). She allowed people to move in with them, random people, like some dude from their trailer park and his baby. When we found out he was on a sexual registry, she dismissed it. Dismissed it. And, she is a woman who claims that she and her older children were sexual abused. She said it wasn't Christian of us to judge him (I'm not kidding, she said THAT). Her children would bring home their friends and make two sandwiches for each person. She said she couldn't let people go hungry. She said that if my brother had a better job they would be able to afford feeding anyone without having to worry about feeding themselves.
7. In this same hand, I believe she has manipulated the justice system. She sat in our living room a few weeks ago and admitted she just let the woman from the domestic violence shelter write down whatever she wanted to, and that she just signed the paper without reading it. When we asked her about specific situations she had alleged in the papers, she told us she didn't even know what we were talking about and that she never said any of those things. Look, I KNOW she may have felt uncomfortable and like she was "behind enemy lines" and what have you, but her children have come to us to tell us she did this exact same thing to their father, and to several other men. They told us she has filed charges against every man she has ever known. Furthermore, in the court papers from my niece's lawyer, any specific situation my brother talked about, like the time my SIL "refused to take her daughter to the emergency room" is in quotation marks, is alleged, and is treated like a "he said, she said" situation. Everything that my SIL says is not in quotation marks, and appears as though it's fact. Like the time my brother "slammed his daughter's face into a dog cage door," except not in quotations. That did not happen. My brother was horrified. He wants the court to do a taped interview with my niece, where they ask her about things like that, but the court is refusing. It is frustrating, this feeling like there is nothing my brother could EVER do to prove he was not violent. It does FEEL like my SIL can just make stuff up and it HAS to be taken as the truth. And it also FEELS like she knows it.
8. In this same hand, I believe my brother needed to talk about his own abusive past, and to talk about how he vowed he would never be like his father (we have different fathers). My SIL talked about her abusive past and my niece's lawyer made a long statement to the court about how much she respects my SIL for wanting to learn from her abusive past and get out from under the cycle of violence. Which, on the other hand, the one connected to my head, I KNOW abuse is a pattern and women who have been abused find hard to break free from it. But my brother needed to talk about how it was equally verbally abusive for my SIL and her other children to call him a failure on a daily basis, and for them to tell him they were better off without him, and that they made him feel worthless and, at times, suicidal. When he did talk about those feelings, the ones where he felt suicidal, the lawyer turned that in to a concern for his stability. Also, in the court documents, my brother is, and I'm not kidding, NEVER ALLOWED TO MOVE OUT ON HIS OWN. Because he works third shift, and therefore my niece would be home alone at night. When my SIL goes to work, she has a nice babysitter named Misty, and this is talked about at length in the court documents as being very responsible and good. But...why couldn't my brother get a babysitter, or bring my niece to my parents or me or what have you? It also states in the documents that even though my brother lives with his mother, my niece wouldn't be properly supervised if she went swimming at our apartment's pool because...I don't understand that one. My brother works third shift, he would be there if she went swimming, she's not swimming at night. It's just...it just FEELS like there is nothing my brother could do to defend himself.
So, in conclusion, I'm conflicted. The justice system is in place for a good reason. Abused women need the upper hand because it is often hard to prove abuse, and so the court is only doing what is necessary and right in the name of abused women. I feel like a horrible person because I don't believe my SIL. But the truth is, I don't. I don't know what to do, and I don't know how to help my brother. The court is accusing him of being "fun dad" (that is the actual phrase they use several times in the documents, complete with quotations marks). They say he buys her too many presents when she comes to stay with him. Well, he buys her things, yeah. Is he buying her affection? Maybe. But he's just nervous that, for any reason, his daughter will get used to his absence and fade out of his life. It is a real fear. My SIL has already asked that visitation be reduced from the normal visitation rights to only one day every two weeks and that's it. She doesn't want him to have her ever in the summer or for any holidays. Thankfully, the court ignored that. The lawyer for my niece said she sees no reason why visitation cannot continue as it has. But...I just don't know what to do about my FEELINGS that my SIL is manipulating the system. Can we do anything? Or are we defeated? Will there be a way to appeal this decision and ask for joint custody someday down the line? Should I turn the other cheek and ignore my brother's pain because the system has to work this way? I have been writing this for two and a half hours, since 6:00 in the morning, because I couldn't sleep after reading the lawyer's referendum. But...are all of these FEELINGS just normal when custody is involved? How can I help my brother see that? I've never been on this end...my sisters always got custody, no questions, no fighting, their boyfriends couldn't have cared less about custody. My brother cares. His daughter means everything to him. I don't know what to do.
April 30, 2014
The Short, Short Version #9
Week Ending 4/27/2014
Fear: That if my sister-in-law gets full custody of my niece, she will move away to another state (far, far away) and we will never see my niece again. She has told us that is her plan. Her grown children have told us that is her plan, and that she has asked them to move with her, and they have said no. Do you think my brother could understand that the way to get joint custody is to prove why he is a fit parent and not to try to prove why she isn't? NO! Instead, both parties post nasty messages about each other on Facebook (EVIL), text nasty messages to each other, and say nasty things to each other. And due to an argument that ensued last week, my SIL is no longer cooperating with my brother's lawyers. There is a giant "S/He started it!" war going on right now. I just can't get anyone in this family to see that being a grown-up is about ignoring the childish messages and focusing on the child in the middle. But, again, NO! What SHE said was just plain wrong! We must retaliate! I'm afraid the battle has already been lost and we might as well pack my niece's bags.
Disgust: People who make fun of something someone else enjoys. For instance, this week I read a quote from Stephen King about the difference between Harry Potter and Twilight. I've never read Twilight, so I don't know if it really is as vapid as some say. I'm sure it's not that bad. But here's a crazy idea: encourage fans of Twilight to read something else they might enjoy, too. Make the suggestion similar to Twilight but maybe a little more 'respectable.' If all these fans ever hear is how stupid their choice of reading is, they will come to hate reading, or sharing what they've read, for fear of being made fun of again. To me, it is this mindset, the one that can't just accept someone else's happiness, that is killing literature (and the world).
Sadness: How much people don't feel like doing something for me. On my birthday, no one felt like making me a cake/pie/dessert, even though they told me days before they were planning a blackberry pie (my favorite). When it came to dinner, instead of asking me where I would like to order food from because they didn't feel like cooking, my mother came home with crappy fast food and said she thought I loved the food she brought me. No. I hate that food. It has onions and peppers in it and everyone in this family should know I hate onions, particularly. She also had crappy TV dinners and told me I could just pick one of those. Then she complained behind my back (but loud enough for me to hear) about how I'm never pleased with anything she does. Because she never really considers what I would like. The same thing happened last year, by the way, where my favorite dinner was dangled in front of me all day, then when the time came my mother said, "You can just make yourself a sandwich. I'm not in the mood to cook." This year, for the past week, my niece has agreed to cut my really shaggy hair as a birthday present. Every day that I've seen her she isn't in the mood, or she barks at me about being busy (looking on the computer for three hours), or that she feels sick (but fine to eat cheesecake and run around outside smoking cigarettes). If I express FEELINGS, though, I'm a crybaby.
Anger: I have one coffee cup that I love. I love it. It is the perfect size and shape. It has the logo of a bookstore that is no longer in business on it. I cannot replace it. I have asked everyone in this stupid family to use one of the five million other coffee cups we have, particularly if they are taking the cup into the basement. It is a cement floor! Do you think they can do so? I search through the cupboards for it every morning. When it is not there nor in the dishwasher, I KNOW one of them has taken it. I ask them, "Do you know where my bee cup is?" (The logo is a 'bee' for 'Beehive Books.') At first, every freaking time, they pretend not to know the cup to which I am referring. Fuck you. Inevitably, they continue their denial of knowledge of said cup, I choose another cup, and move on, angrily. An hour later, miraculously, the cup appears out of nowhere, dirty, disgusting, and I have to clean it AND put it through the dishwasher before my lips can touch it again.
Happiness: Well, frankly, that we are moving and there is a chance we will be out of this mess of a household soon. The new apartment is about half the size of this one, but who cares? I will be able to do my laundry in my own home! I will be able to buy food and put it in the big refrigerator without fear it will be gone by the next day! I will be able to wash my face at night without having to wait for whomever and their girlfriend to be done showering for over an hour! My bedroom is a mess right now, as you can imagine, as I sort/pack/trash it all. All of our bills will go down. We don't even have a water bill; it is in with the rent. Now, as long as none of them end up on our doorstep a month down the line, life will be a little happier.
Surprise: The amount of trash one human being can produce. As I go through my bedroom packing, I cannot believe the amount of useless crap I have acquired. The university magazine I receive monthly that I never read. A box of crackers that has a handful left in the bottom that I forgot about on the bookshelf. At least five simple tank tops that have stretched out but I've just cycled them to the bottom of the drawer. I need a cleaning routine. But, as we all know, let's be honest, I am a procrastinator. I am messy and disorganized. I am a clutterbug. I am counting SIX random fast food condiment packs on my desk right now. Wow, I'm a pig. (What if I'm not any different than those people downstairs?)
Randomness: The best celebrity baby name I've heard is Moxie Crimefighter Jillette, daughter of Penn Jillette from the Penn & Teller magical duo. I've actually wanted to name a daughter Moxie since I was very young, and I don't mind Crimefighter because it's her middle name. I do, however, hope she goes to school with Jermajesty Jackson, son of Jermaine Jackson, and protects him from the bullies who NO DOUBT spend every day tripping him and saying, "Excuse me, Jermajesty."
Fear: That if my sister-in-law gets full custody of my niece, she will move away to another state (far, far away) and we will never see my niece again. She has told us that is her plan. Her grown children have told us that is her plan, and that she has asked them to move with her, and they have said no. Do you think my brother could understand that the way to get joint custody is to prove why he is a fit parent and not to try to prove why she isn't? NO! Instead, both parties post nasty messages about each other on Facebook (EVIL), text nasty messages to each other, and say nasty things to each other. And due to an argument that ensued last week, my SIL is no longer cooperating with my brother's lawyers. There is a giant "S/He started it!" war going on right now. I just can't get anyone in this family to see that being a grown-up is about ignoring the childish messages and focusing on the child in the middle. But, again, NO! What SHE said was just plain wrong! We must retaliate! I'm afraid the battle has already been lost and we might as well pack my niece's bags.
Disgust: People who make fun of something someone else enjoys. For instance, this week I read a quote from Stephen King about the difference between Harry Potter and Twilight. I've never read Twilight, so I don't know if it really is as vapid as some say. I'm sure it's not that bad. But here's a crazy idea: encourage fans of Twilight to read something else they might enjoy, too. Make the suggestion similar to Twilight but maybe a little more 'respectable.' If all these fans ever hear is how stupid their choice of reading is, they will come to hate reading, or sharing what they've read, for fear of being made fun of again. To me, it is this mindset, the one that can't just accept someone else's happiness, that is killing literature (and the world).
Sadness: How much people don't feel like doing something for me. On my birthday, no one felt like making me a cake/pie/dessert, even though they told me days before they were planning a blackberry pie (my favorite). When it came to dinner, instead of asking me where I would like to order food from because they didn't feel like cooking, my mother came home with crappy fast food and said she thought I loved the food she brought me. No. I hate that food. It has onions and peppers in it and everyone in this family should know I hate onions, particularly. She also had crappy TV dinners and told me I could just pick one of those. Then she complained behind my back (but loud enough for me to hear) about how I'm never pleased with anything she does. Because she never really considers what I would like. The same thing happened last year, by the way, where my favorite dinner was dangled in front of me all day, then when the time came my mother said, "You can just make yourself a sandwich. I'm not in the mood to cook." This year, for the past week, my niece has agreed to cut my really shaggy hair as a birthday present. Every day that I've seen her she isn't in the mood, or she barks at me about being busy (looking on the computer for three hours), or that she feels sick (but fine to eat cheesecake and run around outside smoking cigarettes). If I express FEELINGS, though, I'm a crybaby.
Anger: I have one coffee cup that I love. I love it. It is the perfect size and shape. It has the logo of a bookstore that is no longer in business on it. I cannot replace it. I have asked everyone in this stupid family to use one of the five million other coffee cups we have, particularly if they are taking the cup into the basement. It is a cement floor! Do you think they can do so? I search through the cupboards for it every morning. When it is not there nor in the dishwasher, I KNOW one of them has taken it. I ask them, "Do you know where my bee cup is?" (The logo is a 'bee' for 'Beehive Books.') At first, every freaking time, they pretend not to know the cup to which I am referring. Fuck you. Inevitably, they continue their denial of knowledge of said cup, I choose another cup, and move on, angrily. An hour later, miraculously, the cup appears out of nowhere, dirty, disgusting, and I have to clean it AND put it through the dishwasher before my lips can touch it again.
Happiness: Well, frankly, that we are moving and there is a chance we will be out of this mess of a household soon. The new apartment is about half the size of this one, but who cares? I will be able to do my laundry in my own home! I will be able to buy food and put it in the big refrigerator without fear it will be gone by the next day! I will be able to wash my face at night without having to wait for whomever and their girlfriend to be done showering for over an hour! My bedroom is a mess right now, as you can imagine, as I sort/pack/trash it all. All of our bills will go down. We don't even have a water bill; it is in with the rent. Now, as long as none of them end up on our doorstep a month down the line, life will be a little happier.
Surprise: The amount of trash one human being can produce. As I go through my bedroom packing, I cannot believe the amount of useless crap I have acquired. The university magazine I receive monthly that I never read. A box of crackers that has a handful left in the bottom that I forgot about on the bookshelf. At least five simple tank tops that have stretched out but I've just cycled them to the bottom of the drawer. I need a cleaning routine. But, as we all know, let's be honest, I am a procrastinator. I am messy and disorganized. I am a clutterbug. I am counting SIX random fast food condiment packs on my desk right now. Wow, I'm a pig. (What if I'm not any different than those people downstairs?)
Randomness: The best celebrity baby name I've heard is Moxie Crimefighter Jillette, daughter of Penn Jillette from the Penn & Teller magical duo. I've actually wanted to name a daughter Moxie since I was very young, and I don't mind Crimefighter because it's her middle name. I do, however, hope she goes to school with Jermajesty Jackson, son of Jermaine Jackson, and protects him from the bullies who NO DOUBT spend every day tripping him and saying, "Excuse me, Jermajesty."
April 20, 2014
The Short, Short Version #8
For a lot of missed time.
Fear: That I am going blind. In the morning I see everything as though the room is filled with smoke. It takes about 10 minutes for the haze to clear. I am no longer allowed to drive without my glasses. Without them, I cannot make out the color of a stoplight. A few years ago, the woman at the BMV told me to read the fourth line and I told her I could barely make out the first line, and so restriction 'D' on my license represents my failing sight.
My sister in the wheelchair has lumps in her breast. The doctor has told her they are most likely precancerous cells and that she may already have developed breast cancer. They are doing several biopsies for different lumps. My sister started crying hysterically yesterday, understandably, because she is a grandmother now and why, why now, and what will happen to her children, and when will all of her continuous illnesses end, and why can't it be someone else for a change, and why does she even get up in the morning anymore, and who does she have to talk to, and why isn't there anything that can be done, and how will she survive chemotherapy with her compromised immune system, and why aren't any of us as angry as she is? There are no words.
Disgust: Our landlords have decided not to renew our lease. We must find a new apartment. My parents have told my brother and I (who are just us) that we can come with them for now. They have told my sister, her two sons, and their two girlfriends that they cannot come. They are why we lost our lease. They are five people. They pay nothing. We all know this. They are pissed! It isn't fair! In the meantime, none of them have looked for jobs nor have they actively sought an apartment. For years now, my sister in the wheelchair has told my other sister to apply for government housing because it's a long wait. Other Sister did not do so. Wheels (she calls herself that for all you PC people) pays $120 in rent. And her apartment is nice. Other Sister refused because it was beneath her to be on Welfare. Beneath her.
I cannot just jump in. To anything. If someone asks me if I want to go out to lunch with them in an hour, I will say no. An hour is not enough notice for me to change my routine of...doing nothing. I also cannot jump into a project. I wanted to start a quote journal. But I could not use one of the many, many journals I had. No, this one is for thoughts and feelings. This one is for reading notes. This one is a bibliography. This one is a 'random titles for stories' journal. I also cannot get up in the morning if it is 6:57 or 7:02. It must end in a 0 or a 5. It is limiting, each her own OCD, and disturbing.
Sadness: The cat. The cat is gone. Sometimes I come out of the shower and expect him to be lying on my clean clothes. But he is not there. I gave my mom a flash drive to transfer pictures from her computer and when she had them developed, she noticed I had pictures on it, too. So she developed them. She was really excited because one of them was a picture of me with the cat on my lap. Except it wasn't the cat. It was Cat Lady's cat. And that made both me and my mom sad. We yell at people about leaving the front door open, but there's no longer any reason; there's no cat trying to escape.
The man I'm in love with is married. I see him about twice a week, but not like that. It's a business relationship, strictly. I am awkward and geeky and he knows I'm in love with him (someone let it slip). He talks to me about his guitar and his pets and I talk to him about how Queen Elizabeth was once a truck driver. He is super handsome and brilliant. And taken.
Anger: A girl at work, who only works (on average) two days a week, has taken to pointing out when her statistics are better than someone else's. Especially if that other person is in management. Now look, I don't need to be the best. I'm not and never will be. It isn't that she congratulates herself or expresses relief that she has performed as expected. She will say, "Oh, look, my stats are way higher than yours. It seems like mine are always better than yours." At first we thought it was because she felt the need to compete with the manager she could have replaced if said manager had left earlier this year. But it has begun to leak to everyone. We try to throw it back at her whenever we're better than she is, but she has some magical ability to sell with minimal effort. We run up and down for people and they buy one shirt. She stands at the desk and her customers bring her twenty items they don't need to try on. It's driving us nuts.
I suffer from acne. Bad acne. I have gotten it under control recently but occasionally I still have breakouts and when I do, they are extensive and painful. Right now the weather is nice enough at times to be wearing sleeveless shirts. My back is riddled with bumps and scars. Sometimes it is covered in Band-Aids. When I try to talk to someone about being self-conscious, they try to show me the little bump they have on one of their shoulders, or the little, tiny blackhead they have on their nose, or the little, insignificant red mark they have that could turn into a pimple any day. It is like when a woman who is a size 20 talks to me about her muffin top. I have muffin top too, but I don't point that out to her. Because hers is a real problem, and I am a size 5, and while it is the one area of my body I consider 'fat,' I will not point out my muffin top to her. It is not the same. It will not make her feel better about herself. I have acne. You have a pimple. I have scars. You have a rash. I have a problem. You have an inconvenience. Please don't belittle my pain.
Happiness: I went on a trip to Seattle for the AWP (Association of Writers and Writing Programs) Conference. I went by myself! I had a nice hotel room to myself! My time revolved around my priorities and schedule! I went to some useless seminars! I made connections with an awesome book press! I walked around the big city! I spent over 40 hours in the airport or on a plane between my two flight days! I saw Frozen and Thor: The Dark World on the planes! When it said it was 35 degrees, it was actually 35 degrees! I visited the Space Needle! I didn't really have the money for this trip but it was a kind of 'now or never' moment in time. I'm glad I did it.
My niece had a baby girl! She is adorable. She has the roundest head ever on a child born into this world. Other people comment on the roundness of said child's head. She sleeps a lot. We try to take pictures of her with her eyes open, but she sleeps on, then we look away and she opens her eyes. Just as we notice and get ready for a picture, she closes them again. We tickle her and call her name and are extremely annoying, but she is persistent. It is a frustrating game of peek-a-boo. But it is also very cute.
Surprise: That there are people who consider leggings inappropriate. Maybe others feel they reveal too much of a girl's curves, or maybe there are girls who wear them too tight and create camel toe, or maybe some are a little too see-through, but if they are thicker or black or the only thing wrong is they frame a girl's butt and thighs and leave little to the imagination, I counter with the miniskirt. I recently read a fashion book where the author talked about what a revolution the miniskirt was for sexuality, but I have also read this person's disdain for leggings as inappropriate (as pants themselves). I just don't get it. To me, it's a clothing item that fits some bodies but not others, looks fine in some colors/patterns but not others, and is totally appropriate in some situations but not others.
That I enjoy having a budget. Because I have a new car payment, I have to pinch pennies a lot more than I previously have. I actually like putting change in a piggy bank. I like transferring my tiny amounts to my savings account whenever possible. I like seeing what my grown-up bills are and preparing for the month ahead. I think it is good for me to have limits. It's true that you enjoy things you feel you earn more than things that are free.
Randomness: At work, when we have a damaged item, we have to send a report to the home office. One of the blanks we have to fill in is "Country Description." What they mean is the country of origin, where the garment was made. I have taken to filling in this category with random facts about the country in question. For instance, "The guillotine was last used in Vietnam in 1979." I imagine somewhere, someone with the boring job of collecting/analyzing these reports will notice, chuckle, and wait for the next tiny ray of sunshiny knowledge to come randomly each day.
If you want me to eat WHATEVER you cook, put it in a tortilla. Call it 'Liver Pate Soft Tacos with Onion Relish' or 'Bratwurst Balls Burritos with Yellow Mustard Drizzle.' No schizzle, I will clap and be merry.
Fear: That I am going blind. In the morning I see everything as though the room is filled with smoke. It takes about 10 minutes for the haze to clear. I am no longer allowed to drive without my glasses. Without them, I cannot make out the color of a stoplight. A few years ago, the woman at the BMV told me to read the fourth line and I told her I could barely make out the first line, and so restriction 'D' on my license represents my failing sight.
My sister in the wheelchair has lumps in her breast. The doctor has told her they are most likely precancerous cells and that she may already have developed breast cancer. They are doing several biopsies for different lumps. My sister started crying hysterically yesterday, understandably, because she is a grandmother now and why, why now, and what will happen to her children, and when will all of her continuous illnesses end, and why can't it be someone else for a change, and why does she even get up in the morning anymore, and who does she have to talk to, and why isn't there anything that can be done, and how will she survive chemotherapy with her compromised immune system, and why aren't any of us as angry as she is? There are no words.
Disgust: Our landlords have decided not to renew our lease. We must find a new apartment. My parents have told my brother and I (who are just us) that we can come with them for now. They have told my sister, her two sons, and their two girlfriends that they cannot come. They are why we lost our lease. They are five people. They pay nothing. We all know this. They are pissed! It isn't fair! In the meantime, none of them have looked for jobs nor have they actively sought an apartment. For years now, my sister in the wheelchair has told my other sister to apply for government housing because it's a long wait. Other Sister did not do so. Wheels (she calls herself that for all you PC people) pays $120 in rent. And her apartment is nice. Other Sister refused because it was beneath her to be on Welfare. Beneath her.
I cannot just jump in. To anything. If someone asks me if I want to go out to lunch with them in an hour, I will say no. An hour is not enough notice for me to change my routine of...doing nothing. I also cannot jump into a project. I wanted to start a quote journal. But I could not use one of the many, many journals I had. No, this one is for thoughts and feelings. This one is for reading notes. This one is a bibliography. This one is a 'random titles for stories' journal. I also cannot get up in the morning if it is 6:57 or 7:02. It must end in a 0 or a 5. It is limiting, each her own OCD, and disturbing.
Sadness: The cat. The cat is gone. Sometimes I come out of the shower and expect him to be lying on my clean clothes. But he is not there. I gave my mom a flash drive to transfer pictures from her computer and when she had them developed, she noticed I had pictures on it, too. So she developed them. She was really excited because one of them was a picture of me with the cat on my lap. Except it wasn't the cat. It was Cat Lady's cat. And that made both me and my mom sad. We yell at people about leaving the front door open, but there's no longer any reason; there's no cat trying to escape.
The man I'm in love with is married. I see him about twice a week, but not like that. It's a business relationship, strictly. I am awkward and geeky and he knows I'm in love with him (someone let it slip). He talks to me about his guitar and his pets and I talk to him about how Queen Elizabeth was once a truck driver. He is super handsome and brilliant. And taken.
Anger: A girl at work, who only works (on average) two days a week, has taken to pointing out when her statistics are better than someone else's. Especially if that other person is in management. Now look, I don't need to be the best. I'm not and never will be. It isn't that she congratulates herself or expresses relief that she has performed as expected. She will say, "Oh, look, my stats are way higher than yours. It seems like mine are always better than yours." At first we thought it was because she felt the need to compete with the manager she could have replaced if said manager had left earlier this year. But it has begun to leak to everyone. We try to throw it back at her whenever we're better than she is, but she has some magical ability to sell with minimal effort. We run up and down for people and they buy one shirt. She stands at the desk and her customers bring her twenty items they don't need to try on. It's driving us nuts.
I suffer from acne. Bad acne. I have gotten it under control recently but occasionally I still have breakouts and when I do, they are extensive and painful. Right now the weather is nice enough at times to be wearing sleeveless shirts. My back is riddled with bumps and scars. Sometimes it is covered in Band-Aids. When I try to talk to someone about being self-conscious, they try to show me the little bump they have on one of their shoulders, or the little, tiny blackhead they have on their nose, or the little, insignificant red mark they have that could turn into a pimple any day. It is like when a woman who is a size 20 talks to me about her muffin top. I have muffin top too, but I don't point that out to her. Because hers is a real problem, and I am a size 5, and while it is the one area of my body I consider 'fat,' I will not point out my
Happiness: I went on a trip to Seattle for the AWP (Association of Writers and Writing Programs) Conference. I went by myself! I had a nice hotel room to myself! My time revolved around my priorities and schedule! I went to some useless seminars! I made connections with an awesome book press! I walked around the big city! I spent over 40 hours in the airport or on a plane between my two flight days! I saw Frozen and Thor: The Dark World on the planes! When it said it was 35 degrees, it was actually 35 degrees! I visited the Space Needle! I didn't really have the money for this trip but it was a kind of 'now or never' moment in time. I'm glad I did it.
My niece had a baby girl! She is adorable. She has the roundest head ever on a child born into this world. Other people comment on the roundness of said child's head. She sleeps a lot. We try to take pictures of her with her eyes open, but she sleeps on, then we look away and she opens her eyes. Just as we notice and get ready for a picture, she closes them again. We tickle her and call her name and are extremely annoying, but she is persistent. It is a frustrating game of peek-a-boo. But it is also very cute.
Surprise: That there are people who consider leggings inappropriate. Maybe others feel they reveal too much of a girl's curves, or maybe there are girls who wear them too tight and create camel toe, or maybe some are a little too see-through, but if they are thicker or black or the only thing wrong is they frame a girl's butt and thighs and leave little to the imagination, I counter with the miniskirt. I recently read a fashion book where the author talked about what a revolution the miniskirt was for sexuality, but I have also read this person's disdain for leggings as inappropriate (as pants themselves). I just don't get it. To me, it's a clothing item that fits some bodies but not others, looks fine in some colors/patterns but not others, and is totally appropriate in some situations but not others.
That I enjoy having a budget. Because I have a new car payment, I have to pinch pennies a lot more than I previously have. I actually like putting change in a piggy bank. I like transferring my tiny amounts to my savings account whenever possible. I like seeing what my grown-up bills are and preparing for the month ahead. I think it is good for me to have limits. It's true that you enjoy things you feel you earn more than things that are free.
Randomness: At work, when we have a damaged item, we have to send a report to the home office. One of the blanks we have to fill in is "Country Description." What they mean is the country of origin, where the garment was made. I have taken to filling in this category with random facts about the country in question. For instance, "The guillotine was last used in Vietnam in 1979." I imagine somewhere, someone with the boring job of collecting/analyzing these reports will notice, chuckle, and wait for the next tiny ray of sunshiny knowledge to come randomly each day.
If you want me to eat WHATEVER you cook, put it in a tortilla. Call it 'Liver Pate Soft Tacos with Onion Relish' or 'Bratwurst Balls Burritos with Yellow Mustard Drizzle.' No schizzle, I will clap and be merry.
April 17, 2014
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I am mourning the death of one of the greatest authors in the history of literature. Gabriel Garcia Marquez wrote my favorite short story, Light Is Like Water. It is only five pages long, but it is a masterpiece. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1982. I aspire to be as brilliant at weaving a narrative as he was. Rest in Peace.
April 15, 2014
And Also...
I wanted to add: I tried to say that when people expressed their negative opinion respectfully, that was fine. I didn't go into too much depth about that, and I'm tempted, soooooo tempted, to go back to make sure people understand that I was calling out the nastiness, not the disappointment, not the negative feelings. But I won't go back. Or should I? No, there's probably already ten new posts that will just make me angry. Repeat: It's not worth it. It's not worth it.
Strange Tempers
Got into a fight on Facebook. On a TV show's page. Why? Why do I feel the need to fight with strangers over stupid things? And I've decided to just not go back to see what else has been posted afterward, because it will just entice me to waste more precious time fighting with strangers. I got into this fight because people wanted bloodshed over a TV show. It was ridiculous. One particular lady was posting over and over and over, and I was finally fed up with her. Within one minute of my post, she responded, and so I responded to her, calling her out on forcing her opinion on everyone over and over. I can just see the next few posts now, stating that I had more than one post on there as well. And I went against the majority and so I'm going to get slaughtered. Whatever. I made it clear I don't live on Facebook (like this lady apparently does).
I feel like there is nowhere to go anymore to enjoy anything. There is nowhere to go where people like a TV show, singer, celebrity, etc. I wish that forums would divide their threads into "likes" and "dislikes" so that if you like a show, you can go into that thread and be happy, and if you don't like a show, you can go into that thread and rant. I don't like them mixed, because it invites these kinds of wars. I don't even care one iota about Justin Bieber, but I don't understand the people who stalk his videos just to talk about how stupid or evil he is. Get a life. Don't go on the Bieber webpage just to tell him off.
That's one of the things I hate about Facebook. I hate that people can come on and just post mean things and hide behind their "opinion." They call people out left and right. But DEAR LORD if you call them out. Or I fear posting something I enjoy on there, because I get made fun of enough for being immature or weird. I also don't want to deal with the people who would see something I post, or link to, and feel they have to tell me why they hate it. I don't care. Take your hate somewhere else.
But why did I feel the need to go on that TV show's page, LOG IN to Facebook, and yell at people? Why? Why couldn't I just say "I love this show" and move the fuck on? I totally attacked people. I think I felt the need to show them what they were doing to the person they were attacking on the show (it's a reality show). Calling for this person to never be on the show again (a person who has been on this show for ten years). Admitting that they have always loved this person until this ONE MOMENT and now they never want to see this person on TV again. Really? Ridiculous. Turn the channel. Get over it. I felt the NEED to say that. And now I will be attacked and it's a vicious cycle. An inescapable cycle anymore.
I feel like there is nowhere to go anymore to enjoy anything. There is nowhere to go where people like a TV show, singer, celebrity, etc. I wish that forums would divide their threads into "likes" and "dislikes" so that if you like a show, you can go into that thread and be happy, and if you don't like a show, you can go into that thread and rant. I don't like them mixed, because it invites these kinds of wars. I don't even care one iota about Justin Bieber, but I don't understand the people who stalk his videos just to talk about how stupid or evil he is. Get a life. Don't go on the Bieber webpage just to tell him off.
That's one of the things I hate about Facebook. I hate that people can come on and just post mean things and hide behind their "opinion." They call people out left and right. But DEAR LORD if you call them out. Or I fear posting something I enjoy on there, because I get made fun of enough for being immature or weird. I also don't want to deal with the people who would see something I post, or link to, and feel they have to tell me why they hate it. I don't care. Take your hate somewhere else.
But why did I feel the need to go on that TV show's page, LOG IN to Facebook, and yell at people? Why? Why couldn't I just say "I love this show" and move the fuck on? I totally attacked people. I think I felt the need to show them what they were doing to the person they were attacking on the show (it's a reality show). Calling for this person to never be on the show again (a person who has been on this show for ten years). Admitting that they have always loved this person until this ONE MOMENT and now they never want to see this person on TV again. Really? Ridiculous. Turn the channel. Get over it. I felt the NEED to say that. And now I will be attacked and it's a vicious cycle. An inescapable cycle anymore.
January 16, 2014
The Short, Short Version #7
Ending the year 2013:
Fear: My father wants to apply for a loan for a house through the Veteran's Association. He is convinced they will give him a $200,000 loan. Of course, no they won't, but that's beside the point. He keeps talking about how he wants to put the house in my name, so that if anything happens I will have a house. He talks about how he, my mother, and I will all live together and be happy. The fear comes from the fact that I don't want to live with my parents forever. But the last time I told him this, he started crying. We were in the car together and I was talking about saving up to find an apartment, and when I looked over at him he was wiping tears away from his face. He gets even more emotional now over little things. I will have to tell him. But how is he going to take it?
Disgust: On Christmas Eve, we opened presents as my youngest niece was not going to be with us for long enough on Christmas Day for the whole family to be together. It was fine. At somewhere around 4:00 p.m. my sister got a phone call from her boyfriend. They had to see each other because a day apart was JUST TOO MUCH. These are 30- and 40-year-olds. Anyway, the disgust comes from the fact that as soon as he came in, NO ONE ELSE MATTERED. Apparently, that's how it goes. My pregnant niece became upset, because this was supposed to be our family time. But my sister didn't care. She actually shoved my youngest niece off of her lap because she was in the boyfriend's way. Boyfriend and Sister sat cuddling on the couch, making lovey-dovey noises and other displays. When Boyfriend went to the bathroom, Sister Bear asked me if I thought he was cute, and when I said, "Sure," she got PISSED, and said, "You don't think he's cute. Fine." And thus the entire day was ruined.
Sadness: My father just wants to be part of it all again. When my mother plays games on Facebook, usually things like guessing a celebrity, song, or movie, and she gets stuck, he will search all over the internet trying to find the answer, usually going off of something she said that isn't even related to what she's trying to figure out. He is clearly sad when he thinks he's found her answer and she's either moved on or the clue he was using was completely irrelevant.
Anger: Fucking Janet got some chickens and she was supplying us with farm fresh eggs for $2 a carton. That was very fair. Well, not too long ago, while she was out to dinner with her husband, their dogs got into the chicken coop and killed about half their chickens. That was sad, so that's not the 'anger' part. So, Fucking Janet started going down the road to a neighbor's farm and asking him to supply us eggs in the mean time. Fine, or so we thought. They are NOT as good as Fucking Janet's eggs. They are, in fact, worse than store-bought eggs. That is not the 'anger' part. We (meaning my boss and I) approached Fucking Janet and told her that we would wait for her eggs from now on, as she had just gotten new chickens but they weren't producing right now. We said, "When you have enough for a carton to spare, we'll take turns buying your eggs." Fucking Janet got very upset at this. That is the 'anger' part. Not the fact that she was upset, but the fact that she was upset when we were telling her that her eggs were superior and that we were willing to wait for quality eggs. She just kept telling us we were being ridiculous. That we needed to get over it. And it's like, well, we don't have to buy eggs from him. Or YOU, Fucking Janet.
Happiness: Music. Music...makes the people...come together. / Music...makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. A lot of my 'happiness' entries revolve around it. So it should come as no surprise that my favorite gift this Christmas was Garth Brooks's Blame It All On My Roots boxed set. I actually sat hugging it after I was done unwrapping my other presents. When I first heard about it, and some of the songs on it, I began hearing those songs in my head but in Garth's voice. Maggie May ceased to be sung by Rod Stewart. The whole set is, as could be predicted, wonderful and brilliant and exciting. Too bad Garth made his stupid deal with Walmart. I even suspect he will not license his songs to mix radio stations at all. That...is so disappointing.
Surprise: I'm one of those people. Who says, "When I was your age..." or, "Kids these days..." Where is that line? Is it an age we reach? Is it a technological advancement that puts distance between 'us' and 'them?' Is it because I constantly see five-year-olds playing with their iPhones while their parents blissfully ignore them? A former teenage employee of ours used to pretend to be my daughter because it could be true. Another teenage employee said, "Since computers weren't invented until, like, the '90s..." I just glared at her and shouted, "COMPUTERS WHERE INVENTED IN, LIKE, THE 1800s!" One of my first memories is ET at the drive-in. What are the comparable memories for the kids today? Anyway, technology marches on, and since I used to be someone who felt I was on the cutting edge of it (video game systems, etc.), it surprises me when I feel so left out, or insulted, or nostalgic, or old.
Randomness: I can't stand to watch HDTV. It...isn't natural. I'll be watching a TV show with my mom and sister, and I often have to turn away because I feel nauseated. They think I'm crazy. I'll say, "It moves like a soap opera." And they just stare at me. But I found out why! And I was right. Because soap operas use 48 frames per second, while TV shows before HDTV used only 24. Now, HDTV runs at a much higher frame rate than old TV shows (that's what the 1080p, 360p, etc. means on Youtube videos). It reminds me of when Tom and Jerry was directed by Gene Deitch and the animation was all fast, choppy, and weird. Those old cartoons were the stuff of nightmares.
Fear: My father wants to apply for a loan for a house through the Veteran's Association. He is convinced they will give him a $200,000 loan. Of course, no they won't, but that's beside the point. He keeps talking about how he wants to put the house in my name, so that if anything happens I will have a house. He talks about how he, my mother, and I will all live together and be happy. The fear comes from the fact that I don't want to live with my parents forever. But the last time I told him this, he started crying. We were in the car together and I was talking about saving up to find an apartment, and when I looked over at him he was wiping tears away from his face. He gets even more emotional now over little things. I will have to tell him. But how is he going to take it?
Disgust: On Christmas Eve, we opened presents as my youngest niece was not going to be with us for long enough on Christmas Day for the whole family to be together. It was fine. At somewhere around 4:00 p.m. my sister got a phone call from her boyfriend. They had to see each other because a day apart was JUST TOO MUCH. These are 30- and 40-year-olds. Anyway, the disgust comes from the fact that as soon as he came in, NO ONE ELSE MATTERED. Apparently, that's how it goes. My pregnant niece became upset, because this was supposed to be our family time. But my sister didn't care. She actually shoved my youngest niece off of her lap because she was in the boyfriend's way. Boyfriend and Sister sat cuddling on the couch, making lovey-dovey noises and other displays. When Boyfriend went to the bathroom, Sister Bear asked me if I thought he was cute, and when I said, "Sure," she got PISSED, and said, "You don't think he's cute. Fine." And thus the entire day was ruined.
Sadness: My father just wants to be part of it all again. When my mother plays games on Facebook, usually things like guessing a celebrity, song, or movie, and she gets stuck, he will search all over the internet trying to find the answer, usually going off of something she said that isn't even related to what she's trying to figure out. He is clearly sad when he thinks he's found her answer and she's either moved on or the clue he was using was completely irrelevant.
Anger: Fucking Janet got some chickens and she was supplying us with farm fresh eggs for $2 a carton. That was very fair. Well, not too long ago, while she was out to dinner with her husband, their dogs got into the chicken coop and killed about half their chickens. That was sad, so that's not the 'anger' part. So, Fucking Janet started going down the road to a neighbor's farm and asking him to supply us eggs in the mean time. Fine, or so we thought. They are NOT as good as Fucking Janet's eggs. They are, in fact, worse than store-bought eggs. That is not the 'anger' part. We (meaning my boss and I) approached Fucking Janet and told her that we would wait for her eggs from now on, as she had just gotten new chickens but they weren't producing right now. We said, "When you have enough for a carton to spare, we'll take turns buying your eggs." Fucking Janet got very upset at this. That is the 'anger' part. Not the fact that she was upset, but the fact that she was upset when we were telling her that her eggs were superior and that we were willing to wait for quality eggs. She just kept telling us we were being ridiculous. That we needed to get over it. And it's like, well, we don't have to buy eggs from him. Or YOU, Fucking Janet.
Happiness: Music. Music...makes the people...come together. / Music...makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. A lot of my 'happiness' entries revolve around it. So it should come as no surprise that my favorite gift this Christmas was Garth Brooks's Blame It All On My Roots boxed set. I actually sat hugging it after I was done unwrapping my other presents. When I first heard about it, and some of the songs on it, I began hearing those songs in my head but in Garth's voice. Maggie May ceased to be sung by Rod Stewart. The whole set is, as could be predicted, wonderful and brilliant and exciting. Too bad Garth made his stupid deal with Walmart. I even suspect he will not license his songs to mix radio stations at all. That...is so disappointing.
Surprise: I'm one of those people. Who says, "When I was your age..." or, "Kids these days..." Where is that line? Is it an age we reach? Is it a technological advancement that puts distance between 'us' and 'them?' Is it because I constantly see five-year-olds playing with their iPhones while their parents blissfully ignore them? A former teenage employee of ours used to pretend to be my daughter because it could be true. Another teenage employee said, "Since computers weren't invented until, like, the '90s..." I just glared at her and shouted, "COMPUTERS WHERE INVENTED IN, LIKE, THE 1800s!" One of my first memories is ET at the drive-in. What are the comparable memories for the kids today? Anyway, technology marches on, and since I used to be someone who felt I was on the cutting edge of it (video game systems, etc.), it surprises me when I feel so left out, or insulted, or nostalgic, or old.
Randomness: I can't stand to watch HDTV. It...isn't natural. I'll be watching a TV show with my mom and sister, and I often have to turn away because I feel nauseated. They think I'm crazy. I'll say, "It moves like a soap opera." And they just stare at me. But I found out why! And I was right. Because soap operas use 48 frames per second, while TV shows before HDTV used only 24. Now, HDTV runs at a much higher frame rate than old TV shows (that's what the 1080p, 360p, etc. means on Youtube videos). It reminds me of when Tom and Jerry was directed by Gene Deitch and the animation was all fast, choppy, and weird. Those old cartoons were the stuff of nightmares.
December 19, 2013
The Short, Short Version #6 (Extended Edition)
For Weeks 11/18/13 - 12/14/13
Fear: I have been having heart palpitations lately. The other day at work, I was walking past the desk and suddenly felt a heavy thump in my chest, followed by a moment of confusion, nausea, and pain. Then I had a pressure headache for about an hour, accompanied by the nausea and a little dizziness. It has happened several times since then, usually when I'm doing nothing more than walking across a room.
My niece had a 3-D ultrasound done. In it, the baby appears to have a harelip. My niece's father had a harelip, so it is completely possible. The doctor told my niece he thought it was just a shadow, as everything else about the baby is developing fine, but it's something we're worried about.
Disgust: My niece's boyfriend, who was living with my sister and my niece and refused to get a job, decided that, because he didn't want to get said job, he no longer believed he was the father of my niece's baby. You know what, though? He is. He has lived with them since before the baby was conceived. Man up! So, long story short, he left.
Customers who tell us their life stories: how this one plans to have sex and that's why she doesn't need to worry about her bra straps showing; how that one needs red patent pumps and a leopard-print miniskirt because she wants to make her ex-husband jealous at his mother's funeral; how another one's boyfriend, twenty years her junior, needs therapy and tells us the three-hour story (I'm not kidding) of his life, from how his father treated him to how she met him, to how she got her dog, to how her cousin's brother-in-law's neighbor had a dog just like hers (seriously), to the dog she had when she was five, to what her father told her when she was five, etc.
Sadness: My body acne is back. I imagine how disgusted a man would be if he wanted to caress my shoulders and they aren't smooth but instead bumpy, bloody, and scarred. It is also physically painful, wearing a bra or moving in just the wrong way so something rubs against my skin. I've tried it all, too, to solve this problem, from antibiotics to antibacterial soap, to medicated lotion, to toothpaste, and beyond.
Watching my father try to open a package of deli-sliced ham. He just kept turning it round and round because my mother told him one corner was split so it would pull open, but he couldn't see which corner that was. Eventually my mother just took it and made his sandwiches herself.
Anger: D-I-V-O-R-C-E. It is ugly. UGLY. Neither my brother nor his wife are willing to compromise. My SIL is declaring she shouldn't be responsible for any of the debts accrued during their marriage, because during a marriage it is the man's place to make enough money to pay the bills, and that a woman shouldn't have to work if she doesn't want to, and that her money should be hers alone. I'm not even kidding, that's what she said. My brother is declaring he won't be celebrating Christmas AT ALL because he only gets his daughter from noon on Christmas Eve until 9:00 a.m. on Christmas Day, and that's not fair. Except, YES IT IS. We can be Germans for one day. It's nothing more than a made-up arbitrary day, for Christ's sake!
The Veteran's Association. A customer at work, who has a slight limp, told us he is getting 100% VA support, even though he has a job and is capable of providing for himself. My father gets 20%. Even though he had a stroke, is blind in one eye, has diabetes, and is incapable of getting a job at this time. The VA has told us they might consider my father for 60%. Another veteran, who was in the office at the VA clinic when my parents were there, told my mom he was also getting 100%. My mom asked him what was wrong, and he said, "Nothing."
Happiness: Surprise! One day at work, while I was ringing a customer, Dig that Crazy Santa Claus started playing. Maybe because I call in every year and complain about how depressing the Christmas music is, and how they need more upbeat songs, and how if I hear five versions of Last Christmas this time I might lose my shit. Or maybe they read this blog. If so, please fix the other issues I have written about. Meanwhile, every time the line "all the little hepcats jump for joy" plays I do just that.
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto came on the radio the other day, and so I texted my friend just those words. She texted back with, "mata au hi made." Because she just knew.
Surprise: Out of the blue, a professor I had in my very first semester of college friended me on Facebook. We are going to dinner this weekend as he'll be around this area. I used to hang around his office and bug the crap out of him. Seems he didn't mind.
A woman I know has five daughters. She and her husband tried for a boy for years to no avail (well, to the avail of the three youngest daughters). Finally, they stopped trying, sold all of their baby stuff, and moved on. Yep, guess what? They decided not to find out the sex until the baby was delivered. It's a boy. He is about four months old now and I just got to see him for the first time. He...does not look like either of them. The daughters each look either exactly like their mother or exactly like their father (to uncanny levels). This boy...is a little round ball of surprise all around.
Randomness: On my days off, I have no concept of time. It can be 9:00 a.m and I will think, "I have the whole day!" The next minute it is 2:00 p.m. Several hours of reading blogs/using Pinterest/watching Youtube later I drag myself into the shower.
I am embarrassed for so-called "fangirls" and "fanboys." When I see the obsession-ridden way they waste hours of their lives debating whether Sephiroth or Ganandorf is the greatest video game villain of all time, or what the exact coordinates of Superman's fortress must be, or how it would be impossible for Star Wars and Star Trek to take place in the same universe because an actor who played an alien in the background of the first movie of the former also played an Admiral in the background of one episode of the TV series of the latter, I cry a little for them but then I shout, "Who cares?" Then I spend my time productively by reading a 100+ post discussion of the exact height of Tim Gunn.
Fear: I have been having heart palpitations lately. The other day at work, I was walking past the desk and suddenly felt a heavy thump in my chest, followed by a moment of confusion, nausea, and pain. Then I had a pressure headache for about an hour, accompanied by the nausea and a little dizziness. It has happened several times since then, usually when I'm doing nothing more than walking across a room.
My niece had a 3-D ultrasound done. In it, the baby appears to have a harelip. My niece's father had a harelip, so it is completely possible. The doctor told my niece he thought it was just a shadow, as everything else about the baby is developing fine, but it's something we're worried about.
Disgust: My niece's boyfriend, who was living with my sister and my niece and refused to get a job, decided that, because he didn't want to get said job, he no longer believed he was the father of my niece's baby. You know what, though? He is. He has lived with them since before the baby was conceived. Man up! So, long story short, he left.
Customers who tell us their life stories: how this one plans to have sex and that's why she doesn't need to worry about her bra straps showing; how that one needs red patent pumps and a leopard-print miniskirt because she wants to make her ex-husband jealous at his mother's funeral; how another one's boyfriend, twenty years her junior, needs therapy and tells us the three-hour story (I'm not kidding) of his life, from how his father treated him to how she met him, to how she got her dog, to how her cousin's brother-in-law's neighbor had a dog just like hers (seriously), to the dog she had when she was five, to what her father told her when she was five, etc.
Sadness: My body acne is back. I imagine how disgusted a man would be if he wanted to caress my shoulders and they aren't smooth but instead bumpy, bloody, and scarred. It is also physically painful, wearing a bra or moving in just the wrong way so something rubs against my skin. I've tried it all, too, to solve this problem, from antibiotics to antibacterial soap, to medicated lotion, to toothpaste, and beyond.
Watching my father try to open a package of deli-sliced ham. He just kept turning it round and round because my mother told him one corner was split so it would pull open, but he couldn't see which corner that was. Eventually my mother just took it and made his sandwiches herself.
Anger: D-I-V-O-R-C-E. It is ugly. UGLY. Neither my brother nor his wife are willing to compromise. My SIL is declaring she shouldn't be responsible for any of the debts accrued during their marriage, because during a marriage it is the man's place to make enough money to pay the bills, and that a woman shouldn't have to work if she doesn't want to, and that her money should be hers alone. I'm not even kidding, that's what she said. My brother is declaring he won't be celebrating Christmas AT ALL because he only gets his daughter from noon on Christmas Eve until 9:00 a.m. on Christmas Day, and that's not fair. Except, YES IT IS. We can be Germans for one day. It's nothing more than a made-up arbitrary day, for Christ's sake!
The Veteran's Association. A customer at work, who has a slight limp, told us he is getting 100% VA support, even though he has a job and is capable of providing for himself. My father gets 20%. Even though he had a stroke, is blind in one eye, has diabetes, and is incapable of getting a job at this time. The VA has told us they might consider my father for 60%. Another veteran, who was in the office at the VA clinic when my parents were there, told my mom he was also getting 100%. My mom asked him what was wrong, and he said, "Nothing."
Happiness: Surprise! One day at work, while I was ringing a customer, Dig that Crazy Santa Claus started playing. Maybe because I call in every year and complain about how depressing the Christmas music is, and how they need more upbeat songs, and how if I hear five versions of Last Christmas this time I might lose my shit. Or maybe they read this blog. If so, please fix the other issues I have written about. Meanwhile, every time the line "all the little hepcats jump for joy" plays I do just that.
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto came on the radio the other day, and so I texted my friend just those words. She texted back with, "mata au hi made." Because she just knew.
Surprise: Out of the blue, a professor I had in my very first semester of college friended me on Facebook. We are going to dinner this weekend as he'll be around this area. I used to hang around his office and bug the crap out of him. Seems he didn't mind.
A woman I know has five daughters. She and her husband tried for a boy for years to no avail (well, to the avail of the three youngest daughters). Finally, they stopped trying, sold all of their baby stuff, and moved on. Yep, guess what? They decided not to find out the sex until the baby was delivered. It's a boy. He is about four months old now and I just got to see him for the first time. He...does not look like either of them. The daughters each look either exactly like their mother or exactly like their father (to uncanny levels). This boy...is a little round ball of surprise all around.
Randomness: On my days off, I have no concept of time. It can be 9:00 a.m and I will think, "I have the whole day!" The next minute it is 2:00 p.m. Several hours of reading blogs/using Pinterest/watching Youtube later I drag myself into the shower.
I am embarrassed for so-called "fangirls" and "fanboys." When I see the obsession-ridden way they waste hours of their lives debating whether Sephiroth or Ganandorf is the greatest video game villain of all time, or what the exact coordinates of Superman's fortress must be, or how it would be impossible for Star Wars and Star Trek to take place in the same universe because an actor who played an alien in the background of the first movie of the former also played an Admiral in the background of one episode of the TV series of the latter, I cry a little for them but then I shout, "Who cares?" Then I spend my time productively by reading a 100+ post discussion of the exact height of Tim Gunn.
November 18, 2013
The Short, Short Version #5
Week Ending 11/17/2013
Fear: The electrical sockets have been shorting out and sparking lately, and I live with people stupid enough to say, out loud, "If it hasn't caught fire yet, it won't."
Disgust: Several members of my family play an interesting musical instrument called the Hacking Cough Bagpipes. These are instruments grown in the pectoral area, and notes are produced by smoking, living in filth, running around outside in the snow with no shirt, and hysterical overreactions to daily events. Pitch and force are determined by size, vocal structure, and body strength. It is amazing to hear the symphony at night.
Sadness: Another year, another Christmas CD at work with no Dig that Crazy Santa Claus.
Anger: The vet. I could not get a hold of the vet for almost two weeks, and when I left a message that she didn't get for days, she told me to make sure next time to leave a message with a real person. I told her several times that I called over and over, and no one picked up, and so how was I supposed to do so? Her response was just, well, keep calling. And I was like, no, this isn't my fault. Then she told me to e-mail her, because she would definitely get that, and so I did, and she claimed she didn't see it for, like, 36 hours.
Happiness: "IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER / IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT / RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL / AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT / AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EYE...OF THE TIGER!" Sung as loudly as that in the car when it came on and I was able to hear the WHOLE song.
Surprise: I have outgrown skulls, horror, goth, etc. I still gravitate toward punk rock looks, but more sophisticated. I am disappointed in half of my wardrobe. I need to be more picky and yet more open-minded, because lately clothes I would have rolled my eyes at five years ago are super flattering and adorable.
Randomness: In the Zombie Apocalypse, I will be the first to go. Babies bite me whenever I pick them up, and children and even grown, random adults have told me how good I smell. I have had customers lean in to smell me, or pet me, or play with my hair. I am frequently asked what my perfume is, and when I say I'm not wearing perfume, there is a glint, a gleam, as they imagine how delicious I am.
Fear: The electrical sockets have been shorting out and sparking lately, and I live with people stupid enough to say, out loud, "If it hasn't caught fire yet, it won't."
Disgust: Several members of my family play an interesting musical instrument called the Hacking Cough Bagpipes. These are instruments grown in the pectoral area, and notes are produced by smoking, living in filth, running around outside in the snow with no shirt, and hysterical overreactions to daily events. Pitch and force are determined by size, vocal structure, and body strength. It is amazing to hear the symphony at night.
Sadness: Another year, another Christmas CD at work with no Dig that Crazy Santa Claus.
Anger: The vet. I could not get a hold of the vet for almost two weeks, and when I left a message that she didn't get for days, she told me to make sure next time to leave a message with a real person. I told her several times that I called over and over, and no one picked up, and so how was I supposed to do so? Her response was just, well, keep calling. And I was like, no, this isn't my fault. Then she told me to e-mail her, because she would definitely get that, and so I did, and she claimed she didn't see it for, like, 36 hours.
Happiness: "IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER / IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT / RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL / AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT / AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EYE...OF THE TIGER!" Sung as loudly as that in the car when it came on and I was able to hear the WHOLE song.
Surprise: I have outgrown skulls, horror, goth, etc. I still gravitate toward punk rock looks, but more sophisticated. I am disappointed in half of my wardrobe. I need to be more picky and yet more open-minded, because lately clothes I would have rolled my eyes at five years ago are super flattering and adorable.
Randomness: In the Zombie Apocalypse, I will be the first to go. Babies bite me whenever I pick them up, and children and even grown, random adults have told me how good I smell. I have had customers lean in to smell me, or pet me, or play with my hair. I am frequently asked what my perfume is, and when I say I'm not wearing perfume, there is a glint, a gleam, as they imagine how delicious I am.
November 12, 2013
The Short, Short Version #4
Week Ending 11/10/2013
Fear: I have made friends with a customer from my work. She gives me presents now for Christmas. Now, I have to be worried that this might be conceived of as "tipping" and that I could be reprimanded/fired over it. But, I wonder, if my friends from before I worked at this job came in and shopped, would they have to stop giving me Christmas presents because now, technically, they are customers? It's such a fine line.
Disgust: If you are a size XS/0 and a shirt fits "tight," and you tell me you wish you could put it on a fat girl so it would stretch out and fit you, I will be mentally punching you.
Sadness: My step-niece, who was still bringing her baby over for us to see, has stopped doing so. It is both my mother's fault and her mother's fault (my sister-in-law). My mother won't stop grilling her with questions about where her mother is living, and her mother doesn't think she needs any other family.
Anger: Long ago my boss forced a woman (whom I LOVED) to quit because this woman was requesting too many days off a month. She told her she couldn't have set days and that she couldn't "dictate" her own schedule. Cut to two years later, where two girls just got hired with the promise of set days and they are already requesting off here, there, everywhere.
Happiness: I finally got a letter where a customer called in to the company and gave me a compliment. Everyone else at work, even teenage girls who have only worked there for, like, a week, have gotten letters. But not me. In eight years. Even though my manager has told me before that absolutely no one receives more compliments (by word of mouth) than I do. Sometimes it's nice to get that little extra validation.
Surprise: There is a man who comes into my work to buy women's jeans. At first he told us they were for his wife, but eventually he admitted they were for him. Men's jeans don't fit him. He is...interesting. But I applaud a man who can admit what he needs and not be ashamed. Now, he comes in, chats us up, calls us Darling, but he is clearly not a homosexual. This is an important fact, because I think it is up to everyone to break down gender barriers.
Randomness: I will criticize the lyrics of your songs, singers. Make sure none of them are a stupid as "I bet you think this song is about you" or "But who cares? She walks like Rihanna!"
P.S. - There were a lot of issues with work this week!
Fear: I have made friends with a customer from my work. She gives me presents now for Christmas. Now, I have to be worried that this might be conceived of as "tipping" and that I could be reprimanded/fired over it. But, I wonder, if my friends from before I worked at this job came in and shopped, would they have to stop giving me Christmas presents because now, technically, they are customers? It's such a fine line.
Disgust: If you are a size XS/0 and a shirt fits "tight," and you tell me you wish you could put it on a fat girl so it would stretch out and fit you, I will be mentally punching you.
Sadness: My step-niece, who was still bringing her baby over for us to see, has stopped doing so. It is both my mother's fault and her mother's fault (my sister-in-law). My mother won't stop grilling her with questions about where her mother is living, and her mother doesn't think she needs any other family.
Anger: Long ago my boss forced a woman (whom I LOVED) to quit because this woman was requesting too many days off a month. She told her she couldn't have set days and that she couldn't "dictate" her own schedule. Cut to two years later, where two girls just got hired with the promise of set days and they are already requesting off here, there, everywhere.
Happiness: I finally got a letter where a customer called in to the company and gave me a compliment. Everyone else at work, even teenage girls who have only worked there for, like, a week, have gotten letters. But not me. In eight years. Even though my manager has told me before that absolutely no one receives more compliments (by word of mouth) than I do. Sometimes it's nice to get that little extra validation.
Surprise: There is a man who comes into my work to buy women's jeans. At first he told us they were for his wife, but eventually he admitted they were for him. Men's jeans don't fit him. He is...interesting. But I applaud a man who can admit what he needs and not be ashamed. Now, he comes in, chats us up, calls us Darling, but he is clearly not a homosexual. This is an important fact, because I think it is up to everyone to break down gender barriers.
Randomness: I will criticize the lyrics of your songs, singers. Make sure none of them are a stupid as "I bet you think this song is about you" or "But who cares? She walks like Rihanna!"
P.S. - There were a lot of issues with work this week!
November 4, 2013
The Short, Short Version #3
Week Ending 11/3/2013
Fear: I have a tiny chip in one of my front teeth. It is also slightly stained, so that when I look in the mirror I constantly worry it is a cavity and that, like my mother and sisters before me, I will someday be a toothless hillbilly. This week, something got caught in the chip and made it look THAT MUCH worse and I freaked out and almost started crying in the bathroom at work. Then I ran my tongue over it and it went back 'normal'.
Disgust: I don't want to see pictures of the boil on your ass, Brother.
Sadness: My father used to surprise me at work with a chicken sandwich and an orange float from Wendy's, usually on Sundays. Last Sunday, when I was kinda hungry and we were busy and I wasn't sure when I'd get to run out for lunch, I started wishing he would show up again. But...he won't. Possibly ever again. Because he's blind in one eye now and he can't drive and it's sad, the little things I never thought would come to an end.
Anger: A few years ago, my brother found a camera in the park and turned it into the police. No one claimed it and so they let my brother keep it. He found out it was worth around $2000. It was the find of a lifetime. He loved that camera. He had hundreds of pictures on it. This week, he set it down on a table in our living room and - POOF! - it was gone. Of course we can't prove who stole it, but it's obvious and frustrating and after everything he's going through right now it just broke his heart.
Happiness: We got an extra discount on ONE sweater this week and I hemmed and hawed over what sweater to buy, because I'm not much of a sweater girl. I decided to buy this long black cardigan with a long printed lapel. It is the BEST DECISION EVER. Warm, comfortable, and I feel like Janis Joplin. Now, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Surprise: I found out on Facebook that some friends of mine had a second child. Like, he's a year-and-a-half or something. Am I that dysfunctional? Maybe...I should look into some therapy for my extreme anti-social behavioral issues.
Randomness: I can't tell whether cars coming at me have their high beams on. I also can't tell whether they're flashing their lights at me. It is all so bright and every time they hit bumps it looks like the lights are flashing and I begin wondering what's wrong with my car and when I'm going to blow up.
Fear: I have a tiny chip in one of my front teeth. It is also slightly stained, so that when I look in the mirror I constantly worry it is a cavity and that, like my mother and sisters before me, I will someday be a toothless hillbilly. This week, something got caught in the chip and made it look THAT MUCH worse and I freaked out and almost started crying in the bathroom at work. Then I ran my tongue over it and it went back 'normal'.
Disgust: I don't want to see pictures of the boil on your ass, Brother.
Sadness: My father used to surprise me at work with a chicken sandwich and an orange float from Wendy's, usually on Sundays. Last Sunday, when I was kinda hungry and we were busy and I wasn't sure when I'd get to run out for lunch, I started wishing he would show up again. But...he won't. Possibly ever again. Because he's blind in one eye now and he can't drive and it's sad, the little things I never thought would come to an end.
Anger: A few years ago, my brother found a camera in the park and turned it into the police. No one claimed it and so they let my brother keep it. He found out it was worth around $2000. It was the find of a lifetime. He loved that camera. He had hundreds of pictures on it. This week, he set it down on a table in our living room and - POOF! - it was gone. Of course we can't prove who stole it, but it's obvious and frustrating and after everything he's going through right now it just broke his heart.
Happiness: We got an extra discount on ONE sweater this week and I hemmed and hawed over what sweater to buy, because I'm not much of a sweater girl. I decided to buy this long black cardigan with a long printed lapel. It is the BEST DECISION EVER. Warm, comfortable, and I feel like Janis Joplin. Now, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Surprise: I found out on Facebook that some friends of mine had a second child. Like, he's a year-and-a-half or something. Am I that dysfunctional? Maybe...I should look into some therapy for my extreme anti-social behavioral issues.
Randomness: I can't tell whether cars coming at me have their high beams on. I also can't tell whether they're flashing their lights at me. It is all so bright and every time they hit bumps it looks like the lights are flashing and I begin wondering what's wrong with my car and when I'm going to blow up.
October 28, 2013
The Short, Short Version #2
Week ending 10/27/2013.
Fear: I can't sleep between 4:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m. Why? Night Terrors. Often, outright hallucinations, usually about clothing, towels, and curtains. Patterns turn into faces, people in pictures move, a crumpled pair of jeans is really a demon. The truth is, for that hour, I watch the clock like a fucking maniac, because at 5:00 I will be safe again. Nothing can get me at 5:00 a.m.
Disgust: A frequent customer (who...does not have a rockin' body) came out of the fitting room on Tuesday wearing only her sweatshirt, her underwear, and a pair of cowboy boots she was trying on. She wanted to try other sizes in the boots. So she bent over to read box sizes and exchange between the sizes. Pink granny panties, FYI.
Sadness: A teenager called me middle-aged. She was talking to me and two other ladies. We are 34, 31, and 49 years old. The teenager was talking about technology, and said, "Middle-aged people like you all just didn't grow up with it like we did." I...don't want to be one of those women who can't face her age, but sometimes reminders creep up on me that I'm not exactly young anymore and that I need to get going with my life.
Anger: I have a plane ticket from Seattle to home. Not one from home to Seattle, though. Because at the time when I had just enough money for one ticket, the flights there numbered twenty and the flights back numbered five. I thought, I'd better secure a seat on one of those five planes and I'll have the money for one of the outgoing planes soon. Nope! That was June. Every time I have the money something happens. Is it a sign? I've never been on a vacation, not really, especially one on my own. I want this so badly.
Happiness: A real phone! With texting! I was tired of all these people around me, who have no jobs, who steal and sell other people's possessions for drug money, having phones worth hundreds of dollars while I had a five-year-old flip phone. So, I sucked it up and got a Smartphone. It isn't the greatest one out there, but it will do and it will do everything theirs will do without the hefty $600 or so price. How do they even get these phones? Whatever, it doesn't matter because now I have a real phone, too!
Surprise: The cat lady asked me to babysit her cats again while she's on vacation for a week. She pays well. This is at a time when I'm a little stretched, monetarily, and her offer was just amazing timing. She...always seems to make these offers at the exact time I need a little extra cash. It gives me pause.
Random Fact: If you want to kill me, lock me in a room with only canned food and an electric can opener. I do not understand how to work them. My mother once threw away all the manual can openers and that night we had to go buy a new one so I could open cans when no one else was home.
Fear: I can't sleep between 4:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m. Why? Night Terrors. Often, outright hallucinations, usually about clothing, towels, and curtains. Patterns turn into faces, people in pictures move, a crumpled pair of jeans is really a demon. The truth is, for that hour, I watch the clock like a fucking maniac, because at 5:00 I will be safe again. Nothing can get me at 5:00 a.m.
Disgust: A frequent customer (who...does not have a rockin' body) came out of the fitting room on Tuesday wearing only her sweatshirt, her underwear, and a pair of cowboy boots she was trying on. She wanted to try other sizes in the boots. So she bent over to read box sizes and exchange between the sizes. Pink granny panties, FYI.
Sadness: A teenager called me middle-aged. She was talking to me and two other ladies. We are 34, 31, and 49 years old. The teenager was talking about technology, and said, "Middle-aged people like you all just didn't grow up with it like we did." I...don't want to be one of those women who can't face her age, but sometimes reminders creep up on me that I'm not exactly young anymore and that I need to get going with my life.
Anger: I have a plane ticket from Seattle to home. Not one from home to Seattle, though. Because at the time when I had just enough money for one ticket, the flights there numbered twenty and the flights back numbered five. I thought, I'd better secure a seat on one of those five planes and I'll have the money for one of the outgoing planes soon. Nope! That was June. Every time I have the money something happens. Is it a sign? I've never been on a vacation, not really, especially one on my own. I want this so badly.
Happiness: A real phone! With texting! I was tired of all these people around me, who have no jobs, who steal and sell other people's possessions for drug money, having phones worth hundreds of dollars while I had a five-year-old flip phone. So, I sucked it up and got a Smartphone. It isn't the greatest one out there, but it will do and it will do everything theirs will do without the hefty $600 or so price. How do they even get these phones? Whatever, it doesn't matter because now I have a real phone, too!
Surprise: The cat lady asked me to babysit her cats again while she's on vacation for a week. She pays well. This is at a time when I'm a little stretched, monetarily, and her offer was just amazing timing. She...always seems to make these offers at the exact time I need a little extra cash. It gives me pause.
Random Fact: If you want to kill me, lock me in a room with only canned food and an electric can opener. I do not understand how to work them. My mother once threw away all the manual can openers and that night we had to go buy a new one so I could open cans when no one else was home.
October 24, 2013
The Short, Short Version #1
Week ending 10/20/2013.
Yes, I end weeks on Sunday. Because Sunday is the last day of the week, not the first.
Fear: My father ran into a wall on Saturday and cut his head open. There were times on Sunday where we would ask him a question and he would just stare at us for a minute or so, then finally answer. I told my mom he could have a concussion, or even have brought on another stroke somehow. Did she take him to the ER? Nope. She let him sleep, a lot, for the next few days. Sleep.
Disgust: My nephew and my sister often don't flush the toilet. After doing #2. Because they do #2 before taking a shower, and they can't wait the thirty seconds it will take for the commode to stop interfering with the water. I imagine them jumping - leaping - from the toilet to the shower because they can't lose thirty seconds. Then they forget they did #2, and whoever goes in next has to take care of that.
Sadness: I cried and cried the day I thought for certain we were finally going to have to take the cat the Humane Society. After going for over a week without peeing on the steps, he suddenly peed on every one of them. Thursday morning I got up and bawled in the recliner, clutching the cat, and it was an ugly, snotty, hitching, long sobbing session. But he's still here.
Anger: So, I'm a homebody. I like to read, write, play video games, surf the net, etc. I'm quiet and introverted and that's what I enjoy and what boils my blood is when people make snide comments about my hobbies. The other day, Fucking Janet was talking to a friend of hers who had made a cute scarf after seeing how-to on Pinterest. So Fucking Janet asked me, "Don't you go on Pinterest?" Yes. So she said, "Well, I don't have time to just sit in front of my computer doing nothing." I told her lots of people do it from their phone and that a friend of ours who has three jobs is on there way more than I am. Janet just rolled her eyes and asked who has time to do nothing like that? Then later, our boss and her boss told Janet they go on Pinterest, and guess who asked me to help her set up an account and who denied that she ever made fun of it when I called her out on being two-faced?
Happiness: (There was a long, depressing silence as I thought hard about this.) The cat is still here. (Another pause as I decide there must be something else.) (Oh!) I finally bought the dry erase board / cork board combo I've been wanting at the local department store. I have monthly, weekly, and daily goals. One monthly goal is reading at least 5 books (it is thusly underlined on the dry erase board). Weekly goals include writing so many pages, reading the Profile in the New Yorker, summarizing reading notes in my journal. A particular daily goal is making sure I log into Facebook. Once.
Surprise: My eighteen-year-old niece wants a sex-change operation. That's fine by me, whatever makes her comfortable in her own skin. But, if you are going to reinvent yourself, and you can choose any name in the world, why...Brandon?
Yes, I end weeks on Sunday. Because Sunday is the last day of the week, not the first.
Fear: My father ran into a wall on Saturday and cut his head open. There were times on Sunday where we would ask him a question and he would just stare at us for a minute or so, then finally answer. I told my mom he could have a concussion, or even have brought on another stroke somehow. Did she take him to the ER? Nope. She let him sleep, a lot, for the next few days. Sleep.
Disgust: My nephew and my sister often don't flush the toilet. After doing #2. Because they do #2 before taking a shower, and they can't wait the thirty seconds it will take for the commode to stop interfering with the water. I imagine them jumping - leaping - from the toilet to the shower because they can't lose thirty seconds. Then they forget they did #2, and whoever goes in next has to take care of that.
Sadness: I cried and cried the day I thought for certain we were finally going to have to take the cat the Humane Society. After going for over a week without peeing on the steps, he suddenly peed on every one of them. Thursday morning I got up and bawled in the recliner, clutching the cat, and it was an ugly, snotty, hitching, long sobbing session. But he's still here.
Anger: So, I'm a homebody. I like to read, write, play video games, surf the net, etc. I'm quiet and introverted and that's what I enjoy and what boils my blood is when people make snide comments about my hobbies. The other day, Fucking Janet was talking to a friend of hers who had made a cute scarf after seeing how-to on Pinterest. So Fucking Janet asked me, "Don't you go on Pinterest?" Yes. So she said, "Well, I don't have time to just sit in front of my computer doing nothing." I told her lots of people do it from their phone and that a friend of ours who has three jobs is on there way more than I am. Janet just rolled her eyes and asked who has time to do nothing like that? Then later, our boss and her boss told Janet they go on Pinterest, and guess who asked me to help her set up an account and who denied that she ever made fun of it when I called her out on being two-faced?
Happiness: (There was a long, depressing silence as I thought hard about this.) The cat is still here. (Another pause as I decide there must be something else.) (Oh!) I finally bought the dry erase board / cork board combo I've been wanting at the local department store. I have monthly, weekly, and daily goals. One monthly goal is reading at least 5 books (it is thusly underlined on the dry erase board). Weekly goals include writing so many pages, reading the Profile in the New Yorker, summarizing reading notes in my journal. A particular daily goal is making sure I log into Facebook. Once.
Surprise: My eighteen-year-old niece wants a sex-change operation. That's fine by me, whatever makes her comfortable in her own skin. But, if you are going to reinvent yourself, and you can choose any name in the world, why...Brandon?
September 9, 2013
Furry Babies
I just got back from taking the cat to the vet. He has lost a ton of weight, he has no energy, he keeps peeing all over the stairs (on every single step), and he cannot get enough to eat. We had called a vet a few weeks ago but couldn't afford the up-front payment they wanted to even look at him. They told us that they wouldn't even waste their time with an office visit because it wouldn't tell them anything, and that we would need to drop him off and have him boarded while they ran all of the tests they wanted to run. Just to board him was, like, $300. And they wouldn't accept payment plans and that didn't even include follow-up or treatment, etc.
So I was devastated, because particularly with my father's stroke and all the extra expenses that has brought, I didn't have the money to just drop the cat off and not even know how much more they would be charging me before I could have him back. So we tried to deal with the problems and steal ourselves up for possibly having to put him down.
Then a co-worker found a new vet for her own pets and recommended this woman to me. The office visit was only $25 and they agreed to see him ASAP. She was very nice and took me right in to the office even though I was almost an hour early. She looked him over, asked a few questions, drew some blood, explained the most likely problems (diabetes and hyperthyroid), and explained the most likely treatments. All of that for half of the amount the other vet wanted to even LOOK at him.
The new vet called the cat an old man before he was even out of the carrier and that was funny. He is an old man. She could immediately see he is developing cataracts. He is skinny and kind of reedy but she said that's not entirely uncommon in elder cats. She told me he shouldn't eat wet food, but if that's all he'll eat then that's that. I've been told by multiple vets a variety of things, from no dry food to no wet food to always mix them, so at this point I'm just going to feed him what he'll eat. Which is, actually, a can of wet food mixed with handful of dry food.
She told me it is probably diabetes based on the description of his peeing on the carpet and the amount of pee (Lord! does he pee buckets). She said the hyperthyroid is usually accompanied by vomiting and diarrhea, and he has neither. It could be a mixture of his thyroid and diabetes, though.
The only time the new vet made me a little angry was when she asked me if the cat had problems with fleas. My cat has never had fleas. She looked doubtful, like she thought I was lying, and pointed out that he had several scabs where it looked like he had been biting himself "to death." I told her he had always had fall allergies and that my previous vet told me the past few summers and falls had been very bad for....
And here she interrupted me to say, "Fleas, yeah." And I was really annoyed, and said, "No, bad for allergies." She just kind of shrugged, as if to say I was kidding myself or possibly lying to her. She kept combing him and explaining what happens when cats get fleas and I was like, have you found any evidence of fleas yet? And guess what? She never did find any evidence of fleas. Ever.
So she drew blood and that was it. She had me leave the room while she drew the blood and when I came back she exclaimed, "When we flipped him over he was bald on his belly! Is that recent, too?" I told her he had been bald since he was neutered eleven years ago. She just kind of furrowed her brow and said, "Hmmm, really?" but not in a kind of fun surprised way, but like I was lying again. Because it would be further evidence of him scratching his fleas, you know?
But overall I'm pleased. He will most likely need insulin shots twice a day. She told me it would be kind of expensive each month and I told her that it wasn't the fact that I needed to pay for medication/food/etc. but that the other vet wanted a huge amount up-front and all at once. If I have to pay $50 a month for some special medicine that's fine. But $300-$500 minimum without knowledge of what they were going to do or when they would do it or if I could get my cat back if I couldn't pay for what they did behind my back? That's what I couldn't afford.
So I was devastated, because particularly with my father's stroke and all the extra expenses that has brought, I didn't have the money to just drop the cat off and not even know how much more they would be charging me before I could have him back. So we tried to deal with the problems and steal ourselves up for possibly having to put him down.
Then a co-worker found a new vet for her own pets and recommended this woman to me. The office visit was only $25 and they agreed to see him ASAP. She was very nice and took me right in to the office even though I was almost an hour early. She looked him over, asked a few questions, drew some blood, explained the most likely problems (diabetes and hyperthyroid), and explained the most likely treatments. All of that for half of the amount the other vet wanted to even LOOK at him.
The new vet called the cat an old man before he was even out of the carrier and that was funny. He is an old man. She could immediately see he is developing cataracts. He is skinny and kind of reedy but she said that's not entirely uncommon in elder cats. She told me he shouldn't eat wet food, but if that's all he'll eat then that's that. I've been told by multiple vets a variety of things, from no dry food to no wet food to always mix them, so at this point I'm just going to feed him what he'll eat. Which is, actually, a can of wet food mixed with handful of dry food.
She told me it is probably diabetes based on the description of his peeing on the carpet and the amount of pee (Lord! does he pee buckets). She said the hyperthyroid is usually accompanied by vomiting and diarrhea, and he has neither. It could be a mixture of his thyroid and diabetes, though.
The only time the new vet made me a little angry was when she asked me if the cat had problems with fleas. My cat has never had fleas. She looked doubtful, like she thought I was lying, and pointed out that he had several scabs where it looked like he had been biting himself "to death." I told her he had always had fall allergies and that my previous vet told me the past few summers and falls had been very bad for....
And here she interrupted me to say, "Fleas, yeah." And I was really annoyed, and said, "No, bad for allergies." She just kind of shrugged, as if to say I was kidding myself or possibly lying to her. She kept combing him and explaining what happens when cats get fleas and I was like, have you found any evidence of fleas yet? And guess what? She never did find any evidence of fleas. Ever.
So she drew blood and that was it. She had me leave the room while she drew the blood and when I came back she exclaimed, "When we flipped him over he was bald on his belly! Is that recent, too?" I told her he had been bald since he was neutered eleven years ago. She just kind of furrowed her brow and said, "Hmmm, really?" but not in a kind of fun surprised way, but like I was lying again. Because it would be further evidence of him scratching his fleas, you know?
But overall I'm pleased. He will most likely need insulin shots twice a day. She told me it would be kind of expensive each month and I told her that it wasn't the fact that I needed to pay for medication/food/etc. but that the other vet wanted a huge amount up-front and all at once. If I have to pay $50 a month for some special medicine that's fine. But $300-$500 minimum without knowledge of what they were going to do or when they would do it or if I could get my cat back if I couldn't pay for what they did behind my back? That's what I couldn't afford.
July 31, 2013
Patience
Boy, are we going to learn patience.
My father was moved to a regular room last night. I got out of work late and had to go the grocery store afterward, so I called him at about 11:00 p.m. to see how he was doing. He kept asking me to bring him his computer and some toilet paper. I tried to explain that he couldn't have his computer (a desktop) because there was nowhere to put his huge tower. I didn't even comment on the toilet paper. I explained that we would see about finding him a laptop. He asked me if I was on my way with it and I told him I wouldn't be able to come see him until the next day. He said okay, said "I love you," and hung up.
So today....
We drove to the hospital. We had a laptop with a mouse, because I knew he wouldn't be able to use the laptop's scrolling mouse. That was the first thing he asked about when we came in. "Where's my computer?" We explained that we had called the hospital to ask them if he could have his desktop and of course they had said no, but they said he could have a laptop. He asked why he couldn't have a desktop. We explained, again, that there was nowhere to put the tower because it was bulky and if they needed to move it quickly they wouldn't be able to. He said they could put it on the table, the rolling table that he eats off of and then they could just roll it away. We told him that wasn't an option and he looked like he was going to cry. He stared off into space and almost started crying.
We tried to show him how to use the laptop. He couldn't figure out where the keyboard was, even when I would point to it. He just kept asking me how he was supposed to find the 'H' and 'I' keys when he didn't know where they were. He just wanted to type 'HI.' I had tried to show him how to turn it on and how to use the mouse, but the mouse was too fast and he couldn't get it to move slowly and so finally he just said, "Why can't you just get me to my poker? There's no reason you can't do it for me." So I did it, but he couldn't even type the word 'HI.' I asked him what he would do if I wasn't there to get him to his poker and he couldn't answer. So, the laptop came right back home with us.
Then he complained, loudly and often, about the fact that the nurse told him she would bring him a roast beef sandwich, and he was expecting a sandwich from Arby's and what they brought was an open-faced roast beef sandwich on white bread. Then he started asking us to bring him some food, and when we explained that we couldn't because his diet is restricted, he started accusing us of just not wanting to be bothered with doing something for him, and calling us lazy, and explaining to us how easy it would be and that we needed to just go do it. We spent an entire two hours arguing this point with him.
Then we ordered him some fish for dinner. He actually ate that fairly well, but did complain that it wasn't from Long John Silvers.
As we were leaving, he asked us if we were going to bring him some real food when we come back tomorrow. We told him we'd ask the doctor what we might be able to bring him and he said he knew we wouldn't really bring him anything. We just told him we loved him and left.
Earlier this week, Fucking Janet (her new official name) made a comment about how if it was her dad, she'd be there every minute of every day and no job or amount of money or whatever would stop her. But you know what? It was really hard being there today. It was harder being there. Because he was frustrating, and he can't help it, but sometimes he was rude to us and to the nurse and it was hard not to snap at him a little. And because he doesn't understand what's happened, and because he thinks he's been there for months, and because watching him trying move the mouse or type the word 'HI' was really sad.
What if he's like this forever? What if he will never again be able to even push a button? My mother said with physical therapy his motor skills will come back, but what about his memory? He told us the same story about the Arby's sandwich several times today, each time like he was telling it for the first time. He couldn't remember what shrimp were called. He couldn't remember the word 'biscuit.' He kept calling my niece by my name. He kept asking where I had gone.
I keep trying not to ask that question back.
My father was moved to a regular room last night. I got out of work late and had to go the grocery store afterward, so I called him at about 11:00 p.m. to see how he was doing. He kept asking me to bring him his computer and some toilet paper. I tried to explain that he couldn't have his computer (a desktop) because there was nowhere to put his huge tower. I didn't even comment on the toilet paper. I explained that we would see about finding him a laptop. He asked me if I was on my way with it and I told him I wouldn't be able to come see him until the next day. He said okay, said "I love you," and hung up.
So today....
We drove to the hospital. We had a laptop with a mouse, because I knew he wouldn't be able to use the laptop's scrolling mouse. That was the first thing he asked about when we came in. "Where's my computer?" We explained that we had called the hospital to ask them if he could have his desktop and of course they had said no, but they said he could have a laptop. He asked why he couldn't have a desktop. We explained, again, that there was nowhere to put the tower because it was bulky and if they needed to move it quickly they wouldn't be able to. He said they could put it on the table, the rolling table that he eats off of and then they could just roll it away. We told him that wasn't an option and he looked like he was going to cry. He stared off into space and almost started crying.
We tried to show him how to use the laptop. He couldn't figure out where the keyboard was, even when I would point to it. He just kept asking me how he was supposed to find the 'H' and 'I' keys when he didn't know where they were. He just wanted to type 'HI.' I had tried to show him how to turn it on and how to use the mouse, but the mouse was too fast and he couldn't get it to move slowly and so finally he just said, "Why can't you just get me to my poker? There's no reason you can't do it for me." So I did it, but he couldn't even type the word 'HI.' I asked him what he would do if I wasn't there to get him to his poker and he couldn't answer. So, the laptop came right back home with us.
Then he complained, loudly and often, about the fact that the nurse told him she would bring him a roast beef sandwich, and he was expecting a sandwich from Arby's and what they brought was an open-faced roast beef sandwich on white bread. Then he started asking us to bring him some food, and when we explained that we couldn't because his diet is restricted, he started accusing us of just not wanting to be bothered with doing something for him, and calling us lazy, and explaining to us how easy it would be and that we needed to just go do it. We spent an entire two hours arguing this point with him.
Then we ordered him some fish for dinner. He actually ate that fairly well, but did complain that it wasn't from Long John Silvers.
As we were leaving, he asked us if we were going to bring him some real food when we come back tomorrow. We told him we'd ask the doctor what we might be able to bring him and he said he knew we wouldn't really bring him anything. We just told him we loved him and left.
Earlier this week, Fucking Janet (her new official name) made a comment about how if it was her dad, she'd be there every minute of every day and no job or amount of money or whatever would stop her. But you know what? It was really hard being there today. It was harder being there. Because he was frustrating, and he can't help it, but sometimes he was rude to us and to the nurse and it was hard not to snap at him a little. And because he doesn't understand what's happened, and because he thinks he's been there for months, and because watching him trying move the mouse or type the word 'HI' was really sad.
What if he's like this forever? What if he will never again be able to even push a button? My mother said with physical therapy his motor skills will come back, but what about his memory? He told us the same story about the Arby's sandwich several times today, each time like he was telling it for the first time. He couldn't remember what shrimp were called. He couldn't remember the word 'biscuit.' He kept calling my niece by my name. He kept asking where I had gone.
I keep trying not to ask that question back.
July 27, 2013
Hospital Etiquette
Lesson #1 -
It isn't about you.
I went to see my father today. Yesterday, at about 1:00 p.m., he went to get in his car and felt sick, then realized he could not get back into the house and laid down in the back seat. A neighbor saw him and came to tell my mom there was something wrong. He'd had a stroke.
He was transferred to a bigger hospital. I drove my mom and sister down to see him in the neural critical care unit. He was somewhat responsive. He threw up several times. We asked for a popsicle and that seemed to make him feel better. He slept and we just kind of talked quietly amongst ourselves and read.
Then, a woman who has only just rekindled a relationship with my mother decided she HAD to come to the hospital. This is the wife of the brother of my mother's ex-husband. Yeah. And when my sister was in the hospital earlier this year, this woman realized she knew my sister, that she remembered her from when my sister was little, and wanted to get back in touch with my family.
Fine. That's fine. But now is not the time to try to be the center of attention. When she called us, we were at the hospital, and when she asked my mother if she could come my mother told her yes. I was in the background mouthing to my mother to say "no" because my father was not going to want her there right now. After my mother hung up, she asked my father if it was okay and he said, "As long as she doesn't talk too much."
Enter this woman. Talking loudly. Talking about things that we couldn't care less about. Some girl's wedding. Some picnic. Some fight she was having with someone. LOUDLY. Her husband sat down in a rolling chair and accidentally went flying, knocking into my father's IV pole.
In the middle of this, my father suddenly said, "I want to be alone." I knew this would happen. Then he starting telling the nurse he wanted to sit on the commode, so he could be alone. The nurse told him he didn't need to sit on the commode because he needed to use the bed pan, but I understood that "the commode" at home would be a place he would escape to where no one would bother him. So pretty much right after they got there we all had to leave.
Then we got downstairs and I said I was going to go get my car and bring it around because it was on the third floor of the parking garage. This woman said, "I don't understand why." I was like, "What part of that is confusing?" "You can't bring it here." (At that very moment we were standing near the elevators kind of far from the entrance.) "By the time I get to the parking garage, get up three flights of stairs, and pay for parking you all will be right there at the entrance and it will be convenient for everyone." "Well, I just don't understand. Are you parked in the green garage? So are we." "Yes, that's where I'm parked, and I just want to go get the car." "Well, wait, well, why?" And at that I just walked away.
BECAUSE I WANT TO AND I'M 34 YEARS OLD. And because it isn't about you. And I don't know you. And because I'm pissed that you upset my father and he asked everyone to leave.
Moral: Be the help someone needs, not the help YOU want to be.
It isn't about you.
I went to see my father today. Yesterday, at about 1:00 p.m., he went to get in his car and felt sick, then realized he could not get back into the house and laid down in the back seat. A neighbor saw him and came to tell my mom there was something wrong. He'd had a stroke.
He was transferred to a bigger hospital. I drove my mom and sister down to see him in the neural critical care unit. He was somewhat responsive. He threw up several times. We asked for a popsicle and that seemed to make him feel better. He slept and we just kind of talked quietly amongst ourselves and read.
Then, a woman who has only just rekindled a relationship with my mother decided she HAD to come to the hospital. This is the wife of the brother of my mother's ex-husband. Yeah. And when my sister was in the hospital earlier this year, this woman realized she knew my sister, that she remembered her from when my sister was little, and wanted to get back in touch with my family.
Fine. That's fine. But now is not the time to try to be the center of attention. When she called us, we were at the hospital, and when she asked my mother if she could come my mother told her yes. I was in the background mouthing to my mother to say "no" because my father was not going to want her there right now. After my mother hung up, she asked my father if it was okay and he said, "As long as she doesn't talk too much."
Enter this woman. Talking loudly. Talking about things that we couldn't care less about. Some girl's wedding. Some picnic. Some fight she was having with someone. LOUDLY. Her husband sat down in a rolling chair and accidentally went flying, knocking into my father's IV pole.
In the middle of this, my father suddenly said, "I want to be alone." I knew this would happen. Then he starting telling the nurse he wanted to sit on the commode, so he could be alone. The nurse told him he didn't need to sit on the commode because he needed to use the bed pan, but I understood that "the commode" at home would be a place he would escape to where no one would bother him. So pretty much right after they got there we all had to leave.
Then we got downstairs and I said I was going to go get my car and bring it around because it was on the third floor of the parking garage. This woman said, "I don't understand why." I was like, "What part of that is confusing?" "You can't bring it here." (At that very moment we were standing near the elevators kind of far from the entrance.) "By the time I get to the parking garage, get up three flights of stairs, and pay for parking you all will be right there at the entrance and it will be convenient for everyone." "Well, I just don't understand. Are you parked in the green garage? So are we." "Yes, that's where I'm parked, and I just want to go get the car." "Well, wait, well, why?" And at that I just walked away.
BECAUSE I WANT TO AND I'M 34 YEARS OLD. And because it isn't about you. And I don't know you. And because I'm pissed that you upset my father and he asked everyone to leave.
Moral: Be the help someone needs, not the help YOU want to be.
July 22, 2013
Quick News from My Life
In a nutshell: One of my nieces (22) gave birth to a baby girl. My nephew (18) (with whom I've had quite a troubled past) moved to Missouri on a whim last week. He was supposed to be going on a two-week vacation with his girlfriend but instead he decided to never come back. For now. Another of my nieces (20) found out this morning she is pregnant.
I'm going to choose to believe this is a blessing, this latest pregnancy. Earlier this year, my sister was hospitalized with Spinal Meningitis due to an infection near her spinal cord that allowed the virus to enter her bloodstream. The infection spread to her brain. After six weeks of intense antibiotics and surgeries the Meningitis cleared up and she was able to go home.
She has permanent brain damage affecting her short-term and long-term memory. She suddenly can't remember what she was doing (which can be dangerous if she's cooking or even showering). She can't remember what she was saying. She can't remember her childhood. The doctor says her short-term memory will probably right itself. But her long-term memory may be gone forever.
It has also been recommended that she have plastic surgery to repair the hole in her back causing bacteria access to her spinal cord. If she does so, she will have to enter a nursing home for six weeks, and she will not be allowed to sit up for the first four weeks. If she does so, it will at least cut the chances that something as life-threatening could happen again as easily. If she does not do this, infections will continue to weaken her immune system. She is, of course, refusing to have this surgery.
So, time is slipping away. Memories are slipping away. Maybe a little bit of happiness is what she needs, and maybe a grandchild will bring her some happiness. I'm choosing to believe this. Her other daughter (18 this week) will most likely never have children, so this may be my sister's one shot at ever seeing her grandchildren. Maybe, knowing that a baby is on the way, one she'll want to watch grow up, maybe she'll change her mind about having the surgery. I'm choosing to hope for this.
I'm going to choose to believe this is a blessing, this latest pregnancy. Earlier this year, my sister was hospitalized with Spinal Meningitis due to an infection near her spinal cord that allowed the virus to enter her bloodstream. The infection spread to her brain. After six weeks of intense antibiotics and surgeries the Meningitis cleared up and she was able to go home.
She has permanent brain damage affecting her short-term and long-term memory. She suddenly can't remember what she was doing (which can be dangerous if she's cooking or even showering). She can't remember what she was saying. She can't remember her childhood. The doctor says her short-term memory will probably right itself. But her long-term memory may be gone forever.
It has also been recommended that she have plastic surgery to repair the hole in her back causing bacteria access to her spinal cord. If she does so, she will have to enter a nursing home for six weeks, and she will not be allowed to sit up for the first four weeks. If she does so, it will at least cut the chances that something as life-threatening could happen again as easily. If she does not do this, infections will continue to weaken her immune system. She is, of course, refusing to have this surgery.
So, time is slipping away. Memories are slipping away. Maybe a little bit of happiness is what she needs, and maybe a grandchild will bring her some happiness. I'm choosing to believe this. Her other daughter (18 this week) will most likely never have children, so this may be my sister's one shot at ever seeing her grandchildren. Maybe, knowing that a baby is on the way, one she'll want to watch grow up, maybe she'll change her mind about having the surgery. I'm choosing to hope for this.
May 23, 2013
"Fitch, Please"
Ellen said that on her show when she was taking Abercrombie and Fitch to task for the comments made by CEO Mike Jeffries. If you don't know, he said there are certain people who shouldn't wear A&F clothing and made distinctions between "cool" and "uncool" kids, implying anyone above a certain size isn't "cool."
So, obviously, this guy's kind of a dick. Skinny does not equal cool. A LOT of athletes are not "cool" for the pure reason that they, often, are also complete dicks. Not all of them, I don't want to be making any grand generalizations here. But most people have a particular image of what the "cool" kids were like in their high school days and for most people, cheerleaders, athletes, etc. were not friendly or, indeed, "cool."
But I digress, because actually, I wanted to give props to an argument I read in the comments section of one particular online article. Someone made the "joke" that they were going to boycott Lane Bryant because they didn't carry extra-small clothing. Then they pointed out that if A&F didn't want to market toward a certain demographic they didn't have to because, hello, capitalism. And using this logic, we can make the argument that Lane Bryant is also "exclusionary" and, therefore, "discriminatory." And while I don't know if I agree completely, that's a totally logical, intelligent argument.
Do I shop at A&F? No, it's way too expensive and the employees have always been complete dicks to me when I walk in. Because they assume I'm not their demographic. (Which, while I am a bit older than their target consumer, I am also almost universally an XS - S in clothing.) But do I agree that they should expand their clothing sizes so "everyone" can fit their clothing? NOPE. Here's why: that's impossible.
I work in a clothing store, as you know. Our "core" sizes start at a junior XS (size 0) and run to a junior XXL (roughly size 17/18). Then we have our "plus" sizes which start at 14 and run to 24. For the most part, we do not have the same clothing on both sides. It is getting better, because one of our biggest customer complaints is finding something on "the other side."
But it isn't as simple as just making a shirt bigger and bigger. A lot of fashion designers say that for "plus" sized women clothing has to be re-imagined, re-shaped, etc. because their shapes are just plain different than the average shape of a woman who wears a small. Sometimes, when our store does have the same shirt on both sides, it might be more fitted in the "core" sizes but have a band at the bottom in the "plus" sizes. This is because for many "plus" women, bands at the bottom prevent the shirt from just hanging and looking sloppy, or exposing their stomachs.
But I also can't tell you how many times we have a woman who is a size, say, 28 come in and complain to us about our store not catering to her size. I don't know what to tell these women because most stores can't carry every size conceivable. So that's why I'm not totally on the bandwagon about A&F needing to expand its sizes. Could their CEO have made more intelligent comments? Absolutely. He could have just talked about the image for their company being young athletes or something. Which is fine. Tommy Hilfiger had a particular image for his company: yuppies. He was actually aghast when rappers started wearing his clothing and said that if he'd known that was the image his company would be associated with, he wouldn't have ever gone into business. Yeah, a lot of rich people say stupid things, huh?
And to the people who say that if you want to fit into A&F clothing you should go on a diet: you CAN'T be serious. It IS NOT that simple for most overweight people. A lot of people are overweight because they eat unhealthy food, and a lot of it, sure. But a lot of people are also overweight because they have some kind of injury that prevents them from getting proper exercise, or they have a health condition, or their medication makes them gain weight, ETC.
By the way, right now we have a woman working in our store who is too small for most of our clothing. She takes a lot of abuse at the hands of customers (and, sometimes, employees who need to get over their own self-image problems because they're a medium and she makes them feel "fat"). She holds her own pretty well, pointing out that she has an equally hard time when she's forced to buy kids clothes and then she's at the mall and realizes the 10-year-old girl next to her is wearing the same shirt. But the point is most clothes aren't tailored to her body-type either, and she'd gladly trade with the medium-sized employee. But it also isn't as simple as eating more food. Just as it isn't a simple as eating less food.
So, as mean as this sounds, to the people boycotting A&F because they need to expand their clothing sizes: get over it. Shop somewhere else. If you're boycotting them because their CEO is a bully, more power to you, continue with your peaceful protests. Teach your children that the image A&F sends is one that condones bullying and discrimination. Or, grow a spine and tell your children NO when they want to shop there. (Too many times I hear parents say, "she won't wear anything that isn't A&F. It's so expensive but I don't know what to do." And I want to scream, "Tell her NO.") But they don't have to carry clothing to suit everyone's needs. They do need to reevaluate their values, though.
P.S. Yesterday I had a customer who saw a shirt in the "plus" section and asked if it was in "regular girl" sizes. I corrected her, right there, and said, "You mean in the junior sizes?" She kind of stared at me for a second but then she apologized. First of all, she was a small on top and a size 3/4 for bottoms. That is, in no way on Earth, "regular." The average size is between 11-14. I know not only because I read that in an article recently but also because those are the sizes we sell out of first. We also have to correct customers who say, "normal girls sizes," "real girl sizes," and others. I don't expect them to know that our store is divided into "juniors" and "womens" sizes, but I do expect them to say something more like, "do you have this in a medium" or "do you have this in my size?"
So, obviously, this guy's kind of a dick. Skinny does not equal cool. A LOT of athletes are not "cool" for the pure reason that they, often, are also complete dicks. Not all of them, I don't want to be making any grand generalizations here. But most people have a particular image of what the "cool" kids were like in their high school days and for most people, cheerleaders, athletes, etc. were not friendly or, indeed, "cool."
But I digress, because actually, I wanted to give props to an argument I read in the comments section of one particular online article. Someone made the "joke" that they were going to boycott Lane Bryant because they didn't carry extra-small clothing. Then they pointed out that if A&F didn't want to market toward a certain demographic they didn't have to because, hello, capitalism. And using this logic, we can make the argument that Lane Bryant is also "exclusionary" and, therefore, "discriminatory." And while I don't know if I agree completely, that's a totally logical, intelligent argument.
Do I shop at A&F? No, it's way too expensive and the employees have always been complete dicks to me when I walk in. Because they assume I'm not their demographic. (Which, while I am a bit older than their target consumer, I am also almost universally an XS - S in clothing.) But do I agree that they should expand their clothing sizes so "everyone" can fit their clothing? NOPE. Here's why: that's impossible.
I work in a clothing store, as you know. Our "core" sizes start at a junior XS (size 0) and run to a junior XXL (roughly size 17/18). Then we have our "plus" sizes which start at 14 and run to 24. For the most part, we do not have the same clothing on both sides. It is getting better, because one of our biggest customer complaints is finding something on "the other side."
But it isn't as simple as just making a shirt bigger and bigger. A lot of fashion designers say that for "plus" sized women clothing has to be re-imagined, re-shaped, etc. because their shapes are just plain different than the average shape of a woman who wears a small. Sometimes, when our store does have the same shirt on both sides, it might be more fitted in the "core" sizes but have a band at the bottom in the "plus" sizes. This is because for many "plus" women, bands at the bottom prevent the shirt from just hanging and looking sloppy, or exposing their stomachs.
But I also can't tell you how many times we have a woman who is a size, say, 28 come in and complain to us about our store not catering to her size. I don't know what to tell these women because most stores can't carry every size conceivable. So that's why I'm not totally on the bandwagon about A&F needing to expand its sizes. Could their CEO have made more intelligent comments? Absolutely. He could have just talked about the image for their company being young athletes or something. Which is fine. Tommy Hilfiger had a particular image for his company: yuppies. He was actually aghast when rappers started wearing his clothing and said that if he'd known that was the image his company would be associated with, he wouldn't have ever gone into business. Yeah, a lot of rich people say stupid things, huh?
And to the people who say that if you want to fit into A&F clothing you should go on a diet: you CAN'T be serious. It IS NOT that simple for most overweight people. A lot of people are overweight because they eat unhealthy food, and a lot of it, sure. But a lot of people are also overweight because they have some kind of injury that prevents them from getting proper exercise, or they have a health condition, or their medication makes them gain weight, ETC.
By the way, right now we have a woman working in our store who is too small for most of our clothing. She takes a lot of abuse at the hands of customers (and, sometimes, employees who need to get over their own self-image problems because they're a medium and she makes them feel "fat"). She holds her own pretty well, pointing out that she has an equally hard time when she's forced to buy kids clothes and then she's at the mall and realizes the 10-year-old girl next to her is wearing the same shirt. But the point is most clothes aren't tailored to her body-type either, and she'd gladly trade with the medium-sized employee. But it also isn't as simple as eating more food. Just as it isn't a simple as eating less food.
So, as mean as this sounds, to the people boycotting A&F because they need to expand their clothing sizes: get over it. Shop somewhere else. If you're boycotting them because their CEO is a bully, more power to you, continue with your peaceful protests. Teach your children that the image A&F sends is one that condones bullying and discrimination. Or, grow a spine and tell your children NO when they want to shop there. (Too many times I hear parents say, "she won't wear anything that isn't A&F. It's so expensive but I don't know what to do." And I want to scream, "Tell her NO.") But they don't have to carry clothing to suit everyone's needs. They do need to reevaluate their values, though.
P.S. Yesterday I had a customer who saw a shirt in the "plus" section and asked if it was in "regular girl" sizes. I corrected her, right there, and said, "You mean in the junior sizes?" She kind of stared at me for a second but then she apologized. First of all, she was a small on top and a size 3/4 for bottoms. That is, in no way on Earth, "regular." The average size is between 11-14. I know not only because I read that in an article recently but also because those are the sizes we sell out of first. We also have to correct customers who say, "normal girls sizes," "real girl sizes," and others. I don't expect them to know that our store is divided into "juniors" and "womens" sizes, but I do expect them to say something more like, "do you have this in a medium" or "do you have this in my size?"
April 13, 2013
A Poor Situation
My sister is in the hospital with Spinal Meningitis. She is extremely weak, heavily medicated, and in a lot of pain. Wednesday she underwent surgery to reroute her intestines so her fecal matter would deposit into pouches instead of going through her colon and into her anal cavity. The reason she needed this surgery was because some time ago she broke her tailbone and bacteria from her bowels was seeping into the wound and infecting it. Eventually, the caused an infection so severe it made a sore that went all the way to her spine and that's how she contracted Spinal Meningitis.
Last Sunday and Monday, it looked very bad. My mother even thought that she could die. It was touch and go. The infection had already spread to her brain. Our local hospital wasn't sure they could treat the Meningitis. She was transported to a bigger hospital in another city. This was a touch move since bouncing around in the ambulance caused her agonizing pain. At the new hospital they plied her with antibiotics and did a thousand tests.
Then they formulated a plan to treat the Meningitis, then do this surgery she had, then continue treating the Meningitis, then figure out where to go from there to start curing the wound surrounding her tailbone.
Right now, my mother goes down almost daily to see her. The thing is, we don't really have the money to drive to the city every day. It's about a forty minute drive and we can't afford it daily. We also have to take care of her daughters, we have to go to work, etc. So sometimes, we can't go every day. I know it seems harsh, but she sleeps for most of the time we're there and is disoriented due to pain, pain medication, and the infection in her brain.
The problem with this is when I tell people that I'm going to see her, say, Monday, they ask me, "Well, aren't you going today?" When I answer with "no" they stare at me as though I'm an awful human being. The worst culprit for this is Janet, aforementioned in a previous post. I say something like, "We don't have the money to go there every day. If we went there every day we'd already have spent hundreds in gas and we just can't afford that right now." Then she just glares at me. I mean, usually someone goes every day. Either my nieces (her daughters), my mother, my sister, me, my father, my brother. But we can't all go every day.
I also try to explain that when she's having surgery, the last thing the doctors and nurses need is fifteen people in their way. I also don't really want to go with my older sister because she's an angry person and all she does is yell at the doctors and nurses for not preventing this from happening. (For the record, my sister, the one who's sick, was told about a year ago that something like this would happen if she didn't get the intestine surgery.) Well, anyway, when I say we don't ALL need to be there EVERY DAY Janet launches into a story about how when her mother was dying, she forced the nurses to let her stay with her mother past visiting hours, for as long as she wanted, and forced them to let every person in regardless of time, relationship, or how many people were already there. When I reply that I think it's better for my sister to get some rest, and, besides, we can't afford to take three cars to another city every day, Janet just rolls her eyes and says, "Whatever, honey. So you're not going today? Whatever."
You know what, FUCK YOU JANET. First of all, I've tried to tell everyone at work: we are not trying to treat this like she's dying. A) We've been through several situations like this throughout the years since my sister was paralyzed in an accident twenty-six years ago. B) We can't believe she won't get better because if we break, particularly in front of her daughters, it will just be too much. C) We don't have any evidence it won't get better. We don't have any that it won't get worse, but we're hanging on to the threads we can reach right now. D) This isn't about you, JANET. What I need right now is if I say, "I can go see her on Monday," people try to help me arrange my schedule so I can go see her on Monday.
The other worry is when I say, "We can't afford to go to the city every day," Janet might think I'm trying to manipulate her into giving me money. This has happened before. She told our manager once that because I was trying to decide on whether I had the money to buy this vest I wanted, Janet just KNEW I was actually hinting I wanted her to buy it for me. I'm sorry, but, WHAT? Then my boss wrote ME up. Because actually thinking about your budget out loud is automatically a manipulation technique. I'm sorry that Janet has infinite money and, like, ten credit cards, but I don't. I was just thinking out loud. But after that, I wasn't allowed to even try on a piece of clothing unless I knew I could buy it, because if I had to put it back and Janet found out I put it back because I couldn't afford it, I'd get written up again for manipulation. YEAH.
But what I NEED is for the people who are around me to say, "Whatever you need, let us know." And then I will. And then they will accommodate that. I can't just take every day off from work. I can't afford to work half-shifts for the next few weeks. I can't fill up the gas tank every single day. I can't succumb to the stress of both worrying about my sister and worrying about how people are judging my choices in this situation. I'm trying to handle it all and if I don't have support, the kind of support I NEED, then I'm going lose my handle on it all.
Last Sunday and Monday, it looked very bad. My mother even thought that she could die. It was touch and go. The infection had already spread to her brain. Our local hospital wasn't sure they could treat the Meningitis. She was transported to a bigger hospital in another city. This was a touch move since bouncing around in the ambulance caused her agonizing pain. At the new hospital they plied her with antibiotics and did a thousand tests.
Then they formulated a plan to treat the Meningitis, then do this surgery she had, then continue treating the Meningitis, then figure out where to go from there to start curing the wound surrounding her tailbone.
Right now, my mother goes down almost daily to see her. The thing is, we don't really have the money to drive to the city every day. It's about a forty minute drive and we can't afford it daily. We also have to take care of her daughters, we have to go to work, etc. So sometimes, we can't go every day. I know it seems harsh, but she sleeps for most of the time we're there and is disoriented due to pain, pain medication, and the infection in her brain.
The problem with this is when I tell people that I'm going to see her, say, Monday, they ask me, "Well, aren't you going today?" When I answer with "no" they stare at me as though I'm an awful human being. The worst culprit for this is Janet, aforementioned in a previous post. I say something like, "We don't have the money to go there every day. If we went there every day we'd already have spent hundreds in gas and we just can't afford that right now." Then she just glares at me. I mean, usually someone goes every day. Either my nieces (her daughters), my mother, my sister, me, my father, my brother. But we can't all go every day.
I also try to explain that when she's having surgery, the last thing the doctors and nurses need is fifteen people in their way. I also don't really want to go with my older sister because she's an angry person and all she does is yell at the doctors and nurses for not preventing this from happening. (For the record, my sister, the one who's sick, was told about a year ago that something like this would happen if she didn't get the intestine surgery.) Well, anyway, when I say we don't ALL need to be there EVERY DAY Janet launches into a story about how when her mother was dying, she forced the nurses to let her stay with her mother past visiting hours, for as long as she wanted, and forced them to let every person in regardless of time, relationship, or how many people were already there. When I reply that I think it's better for my sister to get some rest, and, besides, we can't afford to take three cars to another city every day, Janet just rolls her eyes and says, "Whatever, honey. So you're not going today? Whatever."
You know what, FUCK YOU JANET. First of all, I've tried to tell everyone at work: we are not trying to treat this like she's dying. A) We've been through several situations like this throughout the years since my sister was paralyzed in an accident twenty-six years ago. B) We can't believe she won't get better because if we break, particularly in front of her daughters, it will just be too much. C) We don't have any evidence it won't get better. We don't have any that it won't get worse, but we're hanging on to the threads we can reach right now. D) This isn't about you, JANET. What I need right now is if I say, "I can go see her on Monday," people try to help me arrange my schedule so I can go see her on Monday.
The other worry is when I say, "We can't afford to go to the city every day," Janet might think I'm trying to manipulate her into giving me money. This has happened before. She told our manager once that because I was trying to decide on whether I had the money to buy this vest I wanted, Janet just KNEW I was actually hinting I wanted her to buy it for me. I'm sorry, but, WHAT? Then my boss wrote ME up. Because actually thinking about your budget out loud is automatically a manipulation technique. I'm sorry that Janet has infinite money and, like, ten credit cards, but I don't. I was just thinking out loud. But after that, I wasn't allowed to even try on a piece of clothing unless I knew I could buy it, because if I had to put it back and Janet found out I put it back because I couldn't afford it, I'd get written up again for manipulation. YEAH.
But what I NEED is for the people who are around me to say, "Whatever you need, let us know." And then I will. And then they will accommodate that. I can't just take every day off from work. I can't afford to work half-shifts for the next few weeks. I can't fill up the gas tank every single day. I can't succumb to the stress of both worrying about my sister and worrying about how people are judging my choices in this situation. I'm trying to handle it all and if I don't have support, the kind of support I NEED, then I'm going lose my handle on it all.
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